Cadaver Calculator

quijibo

How much is your body worth?
http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

mine is $4,590

livetotravel

$3790 - I'm depressed!

whyfi

$4275... where do I collect?

bigguy

Body: $4630.

Knowing that the value of just about anything can be quantified: Priceless

pitu

$4725!

And to think when my dad died, we gave him away to the med school . . .

daver

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4100!"

em26

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4775! "

"Doesn't that make you feel great? "

Yeeeeeeeeah.

caaahyoko

Livetotravel wrote: $3790 - I'm depressed!

You've let yourself go. [-X

brooklynpotter

$4455.

this is a little disturbing.

dead_geek

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4075!"

Now I have to get off Heroin and I can bump up my value by $200!

GAK!

/

idlewild

$5175

brooklynpotter

ok, here's a q: does an older body make less $$? sicker body? etc? what are the parameters?

grafixguy

Sicker body makes more $$. Livetotravel must be very healthy.

quijibo

grafixguy wrote: Sicker body makes more $$. Livetotravel must be very healthy.

grafixguy is right
i just hit the worst answer for each question and my body is worth $5,895.00

epiphanies ensue... /

quijibo

brooklynpotter wrote: ok, here's a q: does an older body make less $$? sicker body? etc? what are the parameters?

morbid corpse makes more moolah. yes.

quijibo

iZ Bee TriPinG U Aut with mai Multiplicitee Danz!

pitu

quijibo wrote: [quote=grafixguy]Sicker body makes more $$. Livetotravel must be very healthy.

grafixguy is right
i just hit the worst answer for each question and my body is worth $5,895.00

epiphanies ensue... /

hmmm, just clicked through again with a younger cleaner-living version of myself
(and resisted the urge to say yes to albino elephantitis)
and got
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5425!

keep working on crackin the code, tiny TriPinG Danzer

brooklynpotter

maybe mine was lower than that because i'm over 40?

yet once again, i don't like this quiz.

MOD

12:00am posting + beer =

quijibo wrote: iZ Bee TriPinG U Aut with mai Multiplicitee Danz!

hee hee hee just kidding!

I was $3600
Now I don't feel so bad.... though an albino chain-smoking dwarf, with elephantiasis, on anti-psycotic drugs would be a sight to see.

carnivore

$3365!

livetotravel

Maybe it's because I'm older than dirt and had a misspent youth of recreational drug abuse - or on the other hand maybe I just can't remember the right answers anymore :roll:

dlw5

$4425....although this morning I feel like $27

whyfi

Maybe you're worth more if you have more shit wrong with you - more stuff for 'em to study...

quijibo

yEz deRe R serTain tings dat triGGaz iT
liKe lOng Hair makzzz Ur Bady woRth moR
or beingZ an Albino kaT witz elefantiTiZZ getZ BeauCoup Bukz!!!

brooklynpotter

q is on drugs

quijibo

brooklynpotter wrote: q is on drugs

DaT wUld Maik mai Bawdy Worzz Mor. kthx.

pitu

I went for shorter hair on my 2nd round, and I was worth more.
You need better drugs to crack the code!
(and, uh, I hope someone is walking your dog, Q...)

shishkab

$4815.

i don't know whether to be happy or sad. :?

doctorj

$5390. But I think that's way overrated; I don't mind people using my body for free, especially if they're also good looking.

brooklynpotter

i don't know, dj, i think that the more they pay you the worse shape your body is in.

leeho

$3,775, yikes!