yet another pressing question

alafairnadia

so. you have the plumber over to unclog your tub. two man team. one guy works, the other guy flirts with you and vaguely asks you out but not really. then they both try to steal your cat.

later, the flirty guy calls you to ask you out. you say yes. are you completely nuts for saying yes?

rtraindweller

nah. and hey you already know he's a cat lover!

hamilton

Subject: Re: yet another pressing question

alafairnadia wrote: so. you have the plumber over to unclog your tub. two man team. one guy works, the other guy flirts with you and vaguely asks you out but not really. then they both try to steal your cat.

later, the flirty guy calls you to ask you out. you say yes. are you completely nuts for saying yes?

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Is it a real date or does he think there's more plumbing to be done?

armchair_warrior

yes you are nuts!!!

MOD

Papi mentioned something about the plummer snaking the pipes but I refuse to repeat it tee hee.. I kid!

uub

run.....run fast and run far...he only wants your pussy

brooklynpotter

i seem to recall reading somewhere, on another website, that the aforementioned plumber was 3 hours late. i wouldn't go out with someone who was 3 hours late.

sprite

It's just a date; it's not like you have to marry him. I don't think it's nuts if you find him attractive. Besides, it's clear that he's got good taste.

alafairnadia

we'll see how this goes ...

jackson

Flexichick wrote: run.....run fast and run far...he only wants your pussy

hahaha! awesome!

sevenoneeighty

Go out with him.
But if he pulls out the snake too early or for no reason- run.
And definitely keep track of your pussy.

boogieknight

How does one go about trying to steal a cat?

Was the cat mad?

livetotravel

why was your cat sending out vibes that he/she was available to be stolen?

sweet tea

obvi, your cat isn't getting what it needs at home.

(substitute "pussy" for "cat" if you must....)

alafairnadia

sweet tea wrote: obvi, your cat isn't getting what it needs at home.

(substitute "pussy" for "cat" if you must....)

he just likes the attention - as many of you know. if I don't sit and pet him for hours or let him knead my thigh into submission, he thinks he's being abused and neglected. he will sit at the door and cry! he's such a baby!

and chicks really dig him. he doesn't get tons of male attention. so when some big, burly guys come over, reeking of testosterone and other not-so-nice guy smells, Ifa thinks he's died and gone to kitty heaven when they start petting him and scratching his ears. I think he thinks the manliness will rub off. personally, I think he should learn how to fix the plumbing himself.

armchair_warrior

haha cat and petting and oh my.

fartherjewel

heh...sounds like your cat needs a strong male influence! Did the plumbers do a good job?

livetotravel

and the winner for using the most ingenious double entendre is....

alafairnadia

Livetotravel wrote: and the winner for using the most ingenious double entendre is....

the snake

lilbangladesh

My cat Penny is the same way. He LURVES male attention!

And men love him. My ex-boyfriends still send cards, not to me, but to HIM!

sevenoneeighty

alafairnadia wrote: [quote=Livetotravel]and the winner for using the most ingenious double entendre is....

the snake

YAY! I won!


(Also, I should have said "plumber's snake", it just would have been better - Darn)

...."workin' it in the middle"....