The mighty, meaty wind emanating from El Castillo de Jagua

anonymous

Yeah, I'm immature. You're the name caller and I'm immature

pensodyssey

FLUTE wrote: [quote=Anonymous]I'm getting the idea that, both Flute and carnivore were offended by my skin flute comments. Can I ask why

For my part, I wasn't offended in the least. I was more amused by your bizarre immaturity. Are you sure you're not STILL in Junior High School?

I say guest should only be allowed to register under the user name "Meat_Slider".

daveb

quig wrote: Who speaks for the Chick'ns?
The meat wind speaks for the Chickens!
The sidewalk is greasy.

Just trying to keep the conversation on course.

Almost, but not quite a haiku.

Lemme try:

What is that I smell?
Greasy meat chunks of pure love!
I think I just peed!

anonymous

What's the countdown.
DH, I know you're neutral, but how long before the board and it's usual wits begin to sound like a broken vinyl and bore you.
Allowing me to surf anonymously is my unique attribute, but you seem eager to rid of me.
Then let me do the honor without conflict. Goodbye

dailyheights

Frame it any way you like.

daveb

I can't stop looking at the meat vent.

I kinda want to brush my teeth with that grey sludge.

Is that wrong?

Also.... I think we should have a meat wind/meat vent haiku contest!

pensodyssey

daveb wrote: [quote=quig]Who speaks for the Chick'ns?
The meat wind speaks for the Chickens!
The sidewalk is greasy.

Just trying to keep the conversation on course.

Almost, but not quite a haiku.

Lemme try:

What is that I smell?
Greasy meat chunks of pure love!
I think I just peed!

Carneviento
Making me feel fine, blowing
Flesh breeze through my mind.

carnivore

Back to the matter at hand:

Meaty drippings are
like the succulent nectar
of endless roast pork.

dailyheights

I may have missed it, trying to sift through all the noise above, but... does anyone else think that's a soda can lodged in the lower left hand corner of the fan??

daveb

I smell meaty wind!
Glorious drips of dense beef!
Father is it you?

carnivore

dailyheights wrote: I may have missed it, trying to sift through all the noise above, but... does anyone else think that's a soda can lodged in the lower left hand corner of the fan??

It's definitely some kind of can. With radiocarbon dating, we may be able to trace when it was first lodged there.

pensodyssey

dailyheights wrote: I may have missed it, trying to sift through all the noise above, but... does anyone else think that's a soda can lodged in the lower left hand corner of the fan??

It looks more like a paint can to me. Maybe it's a can of grease paint.... yuk yuk.

flute

Either soda or beer.

emily

Bask in the meat fog--
It's so porkily tasty
And good for your skin.

emily

dailyheights wrote: I may have missed it, trying to sift through all the noise above, but... does anyone else think that's a soda can lodged in the lower left hand corner of the fan??

Perhaps someone is trying to collect the savory nectar of the carneviento?

daveb

I am the Meat Wind.
Woo, Woo-I blow through your hair.
So, what's for dinner?

pensodyssey

Carnivore wrote: [quote=dailyheights]I may have missed it, trying to sift through all the noise above, but... does anyone else think that's a soda can lodged in the lower left hand corner of the fan??

It's definitely some kind of can. With radiocarbon dating, we may be able to trace when it was first lodged there.


We'd have to take a core sample from the gelatinous congeality.

And the winner of the haiku contest gets the title, "Miss (or Mister) Congeality".

emily

Hark! on the sweet breeze:
Meatalicious promises--
Succulence is nigh.

daveb

Beef! Give me beef now!
Don't hide pork from me, you dick!
Meat wind does not lie.

emily

daveb wrote: I smell meaty wind!
Glorious drips of dense beef!
Father is it you?

Ha ha. Good dad-fart reference. But my favorite line so far is still quig's "Wish my nose had teeth."

pensodyssey

Fleshy zephyrs blow
Right outta the Castillo
Slick my hair back, yo!

dailyheights

This is amazing. We should publish a literary magazine dedicated entirely to 'La Jagua.

emily

dailyheights wrote: This is amazing. We should publish a literary magazine dedicated entirely to 'La Jagua.

And then give them a copy, so that they can be utterly, utterly confused.

daveb

Come to La Jagua
Who the fuck drinks the agua?
Meat juice, all day long!

medusa

Anonymous wrote:
I've had my fair share of talented women perform their numbers

So your "fair share" would be what, like, two?

Dude, no one wants to think about your whang.

carnivore

So does the winner of the haiku contest get to lick the grating around the meat vent? :?

carnivore

Subject: Re: Order now... limited production!

[quote=Muk.]
Muk, can you make these shirts up with Andy's greasy vent pic instead of the generic fan? I promise to buy one.

daveb

"They call the wind Carneviento"

by daveb

Twas a summer night, hot and sticky.
My stomach grumbled, ever so picky.
I threw on a diaper and hit the streets.
For fruits, cheeses and meats! Meats! Meats!

As if by fate, my nose caught a whiff,
of greasy meat chunks. Oh the scent I did sniff!
I quickened my pace, my heart all a flutter.
Dizzy with visions of glorious meat butter.

Ghettos I crossed! Traffic did I dare!
My eyes started to glaze with the Meaty Meat Stare.
When lo and behold, I felt such a breeze,
twas the Mighty Meat Vent. I fell to my knees.

Great galleons of beef. Mounds of pork shoulder!
Feed it to me, I'll not let it moulder.
Chickens! Great chickens! Please bring them hither!
Meat! Oh meat! Please, I fear I may wither.

I gargled on flesh. The meat juice was a river.
I ate so damn much, I need a new liver.
Fuck love! Fuck peace! Fuck puppies! Fuck war!
It doesn't matter to me for I am a meat whore.

At last, long last, I reached my fill.
I sold my firstborn, just to pay the bill.
A tear filled my eye, or was it grease?
I waved goodbye, my meat-rage now at peace.

When I die, remember not my deeds or my feats.
Remember instead, my dear love of meats.
I fear not death. I shall stare it in the face.
For I have known Carneviento. I have known true grace.

muk

Subject: Re: Order now... limited production!

Anyone can do it! Go to http://www.t-shirts.com and follow the instructions to design your own.

daveb

Subject: Re: Order now... limited production!

Muk wrote: Anyone can do it! Go to http://www.t-shirts.com and follow the instructions to design your own.

CafePress.com is another service. They have shirts, mugs, bags...a whole bunch of stuff.