flying, for all the Minnesotans on the board

pitu

did anyone else's parents or in-laws send this to them?


VE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE: LUTRAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA.

ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.


If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran Air, da no-frills airline.

You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.

Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight.


Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.

Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.

All fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da
budget is met.

Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da
safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.

Okay den, listen up. I' m only gonna say dis vonce.  In da event of a
sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised
and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand
feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming
or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks
on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den
dat.  Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes.

Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest
wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort
a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used
to it. In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.  Start
saying da Lord' s Prayer and just hope you get to da part about
forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some
people say "trespass against us," which isn't right, but what can you
do?


Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because
day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da
pants all da way.

No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant
you to use a cell phone, he would have put your mout on da side of
your head.


We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee
pot up front.  Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat
pocket in front of you.  Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am
going to be real up set and I am not kiddin!


Right now I'll say Grace:

"Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest

and let deze gifts to us be blessed.

Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close."

erikka

Subject: Re: flying, for all the Minnesotans on the board

pitu wrote: did anyone else's parents or in-laws send this to them?


VE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE: LUTRAN AIR IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA.

ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.


If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran Air, da no-frills airline.

You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.

Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air flight.


Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.

Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.

All fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da
budget is met.

Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da
safety system aboard dis Lutran Air 599.

Okay den, listen up. I' m only gonna say dis vonce.  In da event of a
sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised
and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand
feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming
or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks
on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den
dat.  Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes.

Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest
wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort
a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used
to it. In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it.  Start
saying da Lord' s Prayer and just hope you get to da part about
forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some
people say "trespass against us," which isn't right, but what can you
do?


Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because
day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da
pants all da way.

No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant
you to use a cell phone, he would have put your mout on da side of
your head.


We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee
pot up front.  Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat
pocket in front of you.  Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am
going to be real up set and I am not kiddin!


Right now I'll say Grace:

"Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest

and let deze gifts to us be blessed.

Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close."

No, but that IS funny (even for us Catholics). Could use more Ole and Lena

theoryofpractice

Ah, to land in Dulut. One can dream.