Vajay-jay?

mypasswordwontwork

Why does Flexi advise us to lock our vajay-jays in her newest signature line? How do we actually lock them anyway?

doctorj

I believe one of these is what you're looking for.

steve

That is freaking horrifying.

apollonia666

A long time ago, in a thread about the annual West Indian Day parade on Eastern Parkway, someone (I think an anonymous guest posted) wrote a silly post telling us all to "LOCK YOU DOORS." More recently, there was a Lounge thread about Britney Spears and her penchant for being photographed pantyless. I *think* (although I'm not totally sure) that this was a joke about those two threads.

ilovefranklinave

That's right, Apollonia.

raw

doctorj wrote: I believe one of these is what you're looking for.

Did someone actually ever wear that heavy thing?

It seems that the person wearing it would suffer the most.

doctorj

raw wrote: [quote=doctorj]I believe one of these is what you're looking for.

Did someone actually ever wear that heavy thing?

It seems that the person wearing it would suffer the most.

Picture this: castle is about to be stormed. You ride out on your horse to charge the attackers. Your wife locks herself in as comfortable location as possible, and swallows the keys or you take them with you. You'll sort it out in the morning if you survive, but in the meantime, she's got a change of making it through the night without getting raped if things go sour before reinforcements arrive. Ingenious, I say. BTW, not too bad to wear, the barbs face outwards.

mypasswordwontwork

K

alafairnadia

apollonia666 wrote: A long time ago, in a thread about the annual West Indian Day parade on Eastern Parkway, someone (I think an anonymous guest posted) wrote a silly post telling us all to "LOCK YOU DOORS." More recently, there was a Lounge thread about Britney Spears and her penchant for being photographed pantyless. I *think* (although I'm not totally sure) that this was a joke about those two threads.

that was actually the ORIGINAL Anonymous Guest (or anon-g as I like to call him). one of his lasting gems. that and "incestial". that guy. too bad he was such an ass and we had to ban his IP. he posted a lot of great b.s.

carnivore

alafairnadia wrote: [quote=apollonia666]A long time ago, in a thread about the annual West Indian Day parade on Eastern Parkway, someone (I think an anonymous guest posted) wrote a silly post telling us all to "LOCK YOU DOORS." More recently, there was a Lounge thread about Britney Spears and her penchant for being photographed pantyless. I *think* (although I'm not totally sure) that this was a joke about those two threads.

that was actually the ORIGINAL Anonymous Guest (or anon-g as I like to call him). one of his lasting gems. that and "incestial". that guy. too bad he was such an ass and we had to ban his IP. he posted a lot of great b.s.
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