Bands that will make you gay

michaelkeys

Anybody heard of Pastor Donnie Davies of Love God's Way ministries?

Supposedly he's a "reformed" homosexual who's become a gentler, kinder Fred Phelps--of "God Hates Fags" fame--and compiled a list of bands that will make you gay! I'm serious. Check it out:
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

This is so over the top I can't tell if it's a parody or real.

And the gay-bashing dittie "The Bible Says" (which could almost be on a Tenacious D album) has some lovely double entendres like "to enter Heaven/there's no back door" (!!!) Here's the clip:
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

This is too ridiculous to be real. Or is it?

apollonia666

Um, that poll doesn't make sense -- is he real or a hoax with the answer options being yes or no?

I'm guessing he's a hoax.

shishkab

MK, you've gotta fix the poll -- it doesn't make sense.

well, other than the fact that i must be well on the way to hell based on the fact that i like most of the artists listed, i had to laugh at a few entries:

# Boy George*
(um... what does the asterisk represent?)

# Ted Nugent (loincloth)
(huh? what the hell does that mean?)

# Dogstar
(hah! Keanu Reeves' old band? WTF?!?)

carnivore

Ravi Shankar? WTF?

Frank Sinatra?
If Old Blue Eyes were still alive, he'd kick that guy's ass!

michaelkeys

shishkab wrote: well, other than the fact that i must be well on the way to hell based on the fact that i like most of the artists listed, i had to laugh at a few entries:

# Boy George*
(um... what does the asterisk represent?)

# Ted Nugent (loincloth)
(huh? what the hell does that mean?)

# Dogstar
(hah! Keanu Reeves' old band? WTF?!?)

Dunno 'bout the asterisk but I guess George is there for obvious reasons; Keanu's band because of his urban legend, secret marriage to David Geffen; and Nugent in a loincloth probably provokes (un)wanted lustful thoughts in the Pastor. Ha!

Carnivore wrote: Ravi Shankar? WTF?

Yeah, wassup wit dat?

Carnivore wrote: Frank Sinatra?
If Old Blue Eyes were still alive, he'd kick that guy's ass!

Abso-frickin-lutely!

caaahyoko

The "Safe Bands" list is equally puzzling:

http://lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

Cindy Lauper???


I vote for hoax.

michaelkeys

Poll question has been fixed.

Btw, I think Davies is real. He just happens to be funny. Or rather, I find the corniness of his ignorant, over-the-top delivery to be hilarious.
Unlike these humorless idiots: http://www.therightbrothers.com which he recommends in his list of "safe bands".

Just glance at the tracklisting for their album:
"I'm In Love with Ann Coulter"
(Hey, horse-faced hypocrites need love, too.)

"Bush Was Right".
(Yeah, like Cheney's been all long. NOT!)

These people make me sick.

quijibo

no "Smiths" in a bands who makes you gay list?
how offensive!
ludicrous.

can't believe that....

michaelkeys

quijibo wrote: no "Smiths" in a bands who makes you gay list?
how offensive!
ludicrous.

can't believe that....

Well, I think they're undecided about Morrissey, so...

quijibo

MichaelKeys wrote: [quote=quijibo]no "Smiths" in a bands who makes you gay list?
how offensive!
ludicrous.

can't believe that....

Well, I think they're undecided about Morrissey, so...
fuck morrissey!
him and the smiths are two wholly different artists...

michaelkeys

quijibo wrote: [quote=MichaelKeys][quote=quijibo]no "Smiths" in a bands who makes you gay list?
how offensive!
ludicrous.

can't believe that....

Well, I think they're undecided about Morrissey, so...
fuck morrissey!
him and the smiths are two wholly different artists...

Um, OK. I agree. I too prefer the Smiths to Moz. Obviously not as much as you, though.

carnivore

He says that soon users will be able to add bands to the list ourselves. I suggest we add every band we can think of to the list.


And Donnie Davies.

shishkab

Carnivore wrote: He says that soon users will be able to add bands to the list ourselves. I suggest we add every band we can think of to the list.


And Donnie Davies.

ohmigod that's an AWESOME idea! we're gonna have to check back once in awhile until we have that option...

shishkab

caaahyoko wrote: The "Safe Bands" list is equally puzzling:

http://lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

Cindy Lauper???

that was a pretty short list, comparatively.

idlewild

Enter Glove Hat as a band. In both sections.

idlewild

Hmmm. He has The Doors on the pink slip. I dunno, is sharing a bong/joint with others of the same sex (along with the opposite) while listening to their first album gay?

pitu

wait.
"--Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)"??
hoax.

Keanu's band because of his urban legend, secret marriage to David Geffen

just knowing that makes you/him uberGay

quijibo

pitu wrote: wait.
"--Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)"??
hoax.

Reading Gaol reformed him... :P

michaelkeys

pitu wrote: wait.
"--Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)"??
hoax.

Keanu's band because of his urban legend, secret marriage to David Geffen

just knowing that makes you/him uberGay

I think Davies is clinging to the notion of Wilde being "reformed" due to his marriage and having kids within it.
And how does knowing about the above urban legend make ME gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)