shameless self promotion

Hey all,
I've been trying to figure out for two years how to get this video that I made up on the internet, then, yesterday, in a moment of post-surgery related vicodin induced clarity, it all made sense. I know a lot of you come here to kill time at work, so, if you're bored and you're looking for 14 minutes of entertainment, check it out at www.awesomeburrito.com/carbo5.mov
The quality is poor, but nonetheless it's going to take a long time to download. I suggest pausing the video at the beginning and waiting until it's fully loaded. The funniest part comes at the end, and it's not funny unless you've seen the whole thing, so you and I will both be happiest if you invest the full 14 minutes.
It's very low budget and stupid but hey, you're the one who's bored at work. Enjoy, and let me know what you think. I'm the Ted with the black hair on the right, and also Generalissimo Luis Diamante Philipe of the North American CarboHydrate Operative Society.