Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

HI SUZIE!!! WHEN DID U SNEAK IN LOL

Hi Patsy.

Wow, I didn't see Suzie pop in either !!

HEY JANET WHAT'S UP? IT IS TILL SNOWING HERE TOO!!! I LOVE SNOW:)

Thanks Millie ...I knew my girlfriends would back me up when I ran out of some good ones.......LOL




My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.ʼ

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.ʼ

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.ʼ

The husband replies, 'You still have good eyesight.ʼ

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her=2 0the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible. '

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No." she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She d
idn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

I have 2 of those VS outfits. We take a picture of my grand daughter Eve in it every Christmas, no bra though for her yet !!

I WISH WE WOULD GET ENOUGH SNOW TO BE SNOWED IN FOR A DAY OR SO !!! I NEED MORE TIME OFF FROM WORK LOL

Yeah, Yeah ....thats because you 2 are so busy talking about the Batchelor....where the hell is he when we need him ????

Sorry, too big !!!!

She is tooo cute!!!

Its fine leave it ...

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! JANET

Trying to make it smaller.

Hi Patsy - be careful what you wish for!

Suzie - love the jokes

Wish I could get into Idol or Biggest Loser but its just not happening for me. Think I'll do some channel surfing..geez I'm getting just like a man

Thanks.

IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING 'AMERICAN IDOL"????

Subject: steelers winning the superbowl 2009

and here's an historical clip for all you FB lovers! (that's FootBall, not FaceBook.

She is a cutie Janet, how old is she?

LORETTA U R SO RIGHT. I WAS GOING TO POST THAT AFTER I WROTE WHAT I DID. IT WAS THE NEXT THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD:)

Success, I made it smaller. She is 9.

Hi Festina - Happy B-day in advance. I will be joining you in the land of 8 this year

8 AS IN 48??

Hi Loretta .....


Patsy ...nahhh I cant get into it!

Don't I wish, 8 as in 5+3=53

OOPPS, MY BAD LOL

STILL YOUNG. 50'S IS THE NEW 30'S AS THEY SAY. ONLY A NUMBER:)

WE DO GET BETTER WITH AGE

Patsy, stop the drinking, lol.

I DON'T DRINK AT ALL. I THINK THAT IS THE PROBLEM LOL

LMAO....Festina....we have another one joining us ....to get drunk !!!!