Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

IT DID NOT SEEM SO BAD AT 7 AM WHEN I LEFT S.I.. I KNOW MIKE WENT OUT EARLY THIS MORNING AND PULLED THE GARBAGE CANS IN. EVERYTHING IS ALL OVER THE STREETS. HE IS HOME TODAY I HOPE HE IS NOT IN KANSAS NOW I MUST CALL AND SEE. SUZIE IF U PASS MY HOUSE LATER MAKE SURE IT IS STILL THERE AND MIKE IS NOT BLOWN ACROSS THE LAWN...... LOL

OK, I'm gonna go make some sauce/gravy or maybe I'll paint, :? or both...see ya lata

You're right Terry...yesterday was so nice I uncovered the patio chairs....now there in a different country, LOL

Terry - I am sitting in my office and it sounds like there is a parade on the friggin roof.......I hope nothing falls on my head............................

IT SOUNDS LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ OMG I HATE THIS .....

Hey Paul....watch the Crystal Blue Persuassion video again....just before you get to the middle of it .... the guy playing bass on the right with the white vest and t-shirt .....looks like you when you were younger!!

am I right ????

Terry .... I think I just saw Mike flying by in my yard! LOL

TERRY -- Mike just landed in my pool.............
Wait, let me get Faith to go rescue him.

SUZIE,
LOL

LMAO.....Franny ....to the rescue.....LOL

How are you doing, Ter, Suzie, whoever is there?

Sounds like a wind storm up North. Very misty and foggy here.
Faith and I just went down to the jetty and had coffee and egg
sandwich - sat in the car and watched the waves crash on the
rocks. Thought of you PATSY, cause I had the worse bagel in my life. Lenders are better, so you know how awful it was. Not
worth the calories.

Oh PAUL - think you were there too. Howdy, Partner!!!

And Hi JUDY & FESTINA - if you are still there... xxx and hugs xxxx

This is from Terry



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana.

6. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your20Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13.Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called... THERAPY

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HI MY FRANNY,
I MISS U AND CANT WAIT TO SEE U. I REALLY NEED A VACATION SOON I HOPE. HOW GOES IT. I USED TO LOVE SITTING BY THE SHORE WHEN I LIVED IN BKLYN AND LISTEN TO THE WAVES. PEACEFUL!!!!
I MISS THOSE 6 MILE WALKS THAT I COMPLAINED ABOUT AND NOW I CAN NOT EVEN WALK 4 BLOCKS WITHOUT THIS KNEE KILLING ME. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE GOTTEN OPERATED ON.I HOPE I AM GONG TO BE ALRIGHT IN EUROPE. I AM GOING TO THE VATICAN FOR MASS AND U HAVE TO STAND UP. I HOPE GOD AND HIS ANGELS WATCH OVER ME AND HELP ME GET THROUGH EUROPE WITH NO PAIN. LOVE YOU MUCH. TE TE HI MY LITTLE ONES....RUFF RUFF FROM AUNT TETE

Funny Suzie -- but being INSANE is even funnier... And not giving a shit -
if people think you are insane - is the best! :roll:

SUZIE WAS THAT HYSTERICAL??? I REALLY THINK ONE DAY U AND I SHOULD DO THAT WITH THE BLOWER ON HYLAN BLVD AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WE WILL PEE OUR PANTS MAYBE WE CAN BORROW ONE OR TWO UNIFORMS FROM MIKE LOL WE MAY HAVE TO TAKE THEM IN SOME WHAT.. LOL

Terry - when you come here... I have a book "Italy for Dummies" (don'ttake it personally LOL). And I have a collection of other Italy books you might want to see/borrow. They are on the shelf above my "BROOKLYN" books - I've unpacked half of them.

Can't wait to see you. We will have a 'do nothing' day, I hope... And eat and eat and drink.... (you're not a drinker - but who knows -- I'll get you buzzed somehow)... :-)

Does MIKE have handcuffs too? /

TERRY - I meant to ask you about your knee. Haven't heard you complain
about it lately - guess Jonathan's 'drama' episodes took a priority. What
parts of Italy are you going? Rome, ......

OH YES HE DOES!!!!!LOL NICE CLEAN BRIGHT SILVER ONES

Do you guys want to hear something funny? NO? Ohhh well, here it is anyway!

I come home this morning and I see a yellow plastic bag tied around the handle to my side door....now Im thinking what the hell is in it?

Check out the bag....Petland ....brand new hamster wheel inside ....now Im thinking ....we dont have a friggin hamster! Im thinking the worst ....The Godfather ...going through my head....is this a sign ....like dead fish and a horses head !!!

Take the bag inside....still confused.....and wondering who the hell put it there....later on I see Janelle (my daughter) downstairs in the laundry room ....and I ask her do you have a friggin hamster down here? She looks at me ...like Im crazy and says what the hell are you and Daddy going crazy ....he is asking about a hamster also!

- turns out my 4 yr old Grandson James ....told my Ex (his Grandpa) that his plastic worms(bait) was a hamster ...and he named it sprinkles.....there is NO HAMSTER!!!

this I swear is true......LOL....gotta love these kids

OH I WILL NEED THEM. I DO NOT KNOW A THING ABOUT ITALY. STAYING IN FLORENCE WHERE JONATHAN IS STAYING. GO TO ROME FOR EASTER FOR MASS ALREADY BOOKED THAT. AFTER THIS TRIP I WILL HAVE PROBABLY SPENT ALL THEIR INHERITANCE MONEY. NOTHING LEFT FOR ANY ONE TO FIGHT OVER LOL MY COAT , MY SPECIAL FUR COAT IS WHAT WILL BE HANDED DOWN TO MY MIA A HUNDRD YEARS FROM NOW....LOVE YA

This is another one ...thanks Terry ...keep them coming!

PLEASE THIS IS ONLY A JOKE....DONT TRY THIS AT HOME !!!!



Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the b athroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

You can do your part by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend. I've done my part!

U CAN WRITE A BOOK SUZIE.....

Well, guess I'll go do something productive...

Will take one more peek before I go..... so I'm not leaving anyone
hanging....

WISHING YOU ALL A GREAT DAY.. FILLED WITH LOVE & MANY BLESSINGS... JUST ENOUGH FOR TODAY..... SO WE HAVE
SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO TOMMORROW...

T-Bone51 wrote: SUZIE WAS THAT HYSTERICAL??? I REALLY THINK ONE DAY U AND I SHOULD DO THAT WITH THE BLOWER ON HYLAN BLVD AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WE WILL PEE OUR PANTS MAYBE WE CAN BORROW ONE OR TWO UNIFORMS FROM MIKE LOL WE MAY HAVE TO TAKE THEM IN SOME WHAT.. LOL

NOOOO TERRY ...BAD IDEA ....THATS A 911 JOB ....IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER!!!!

LOL.....LETS PICK ANOTHER ONE!

Good Morning Gang. It's 10:27 here, and I just got them to get me connected!!!

Suzie, did you see what I wrote yesterday re Facebook???

HOLY CRAP...IF IT ISNT THE JUSTIN'S CHICK

no I havent been on Facebook yet today????