Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT

I WAS BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY

AIN'T THAT SOMETHING

BUT I WAS SO UGLY THAT
THE DOCTOR SLAPPED MY MOTHER

OK I'M A ROLL AND HAVE TO GET
DONE QUICK CAUSE IT'S BACK TO
WORK TODAY

AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

BACK UP JOKE O'DAY

I MET A FRIEND OF MINE THE OTHER DAY
WHO I HADN'T SEEN IN YEARS
HIS NAME IS BILL SHITS.

I SAID BILL YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU'RE
YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR NAME
DID YOU EVER DO IT?

OH YEAH HE SAYS

WELL WHAT IS IT NOW

AND

HE

SAID


JOE SHITS

:roll: :roll: :roll:

OWE THAT HURT DIDN'T IT

FOR U FRANNY AND FRANK AND ALL OF US
POPE BENEDICT

I WAS TOO FAR AWAY BUT I STILL GOT HIS BLESSING AND I AM PASSING IT ON TO ALL OF U GUYS....

JANET





SAFE TRIP

I MAY HAVE POSTED THIS ALREADY BUT WE ARE WAITING AND WAITING FOR JONATHAN AND GREGG WHILE THEY WERE CLIMBING.........WISH I WAS BACK IN WARM ITALY

Morning all.

Franny, my prayers are with you today.

Judy....is your birthday today or tomorrow?? Facebook says wednesday. Is today wednesday??

I was so tired I decided to go lay back down after the kids left. 15 minutes later my sister called. Got rid of her. 15 minutes later my girlfriend called. Got rid of her. 15 min later the freakin doorbell rang!!! Con Ed. I guess it wasn't meant for me to lay back down!!! LOL

Terry you must have some great memories of Italy.

Jim, martini's tonight??

Patsy, feel better.

Good Morning Guys....

Thank you for the birthday wishes....actually tomorrow is my birthday....

Another rainy day................ peek in later

Good Morning Peoples !!!

WOW Judy, same time !!!

Leaving Florida in about a 1/2 hour and headed back. Going to try to stop at Downtown Disney for last minute things for the kids & my son.

hey deb,
that was me yesterday,
after the baby left i laid on the couch, the phone rang the kid i did a favor for in italy her mom called had me on the phone. got rid of her..lol the phone rang again.. got rid of them, phone rang again it was mike got rid of him finally closed my eyes... poor mike came home and had to cook dinner....

Deb,
I meant to ask u, your sister must live near my Michael on Bay 10th Street between Benson and Bath. Don't put it on here when we talk or email let me know......Helen must live near him also because she was talking about bath avenue and he is right near bath avenue.

Subject: Re: pics for sue and lyn from fes

[quote=Guzzo here]lyn says "where did u see festina?"



lyn - here i am, along with my beautiful cuz annette - she sends luv.



..and one for u sue - my cuz joey sends luv too.
doesn't he look great! this pic was taken this past saturday at the manor.
it was his daughter nicole's wedding - we had a ball - he sends luv - mom was cuttin the rug too!







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Congratulations Joey ....on your Daughter Nicole's Marriage....she is one lucky girl to have you as a Dad ....
My love to You, Your Wife and The Family



Festina ....You and Annette look beautiful and Im sure you had everyone up & dancing.
I also, love the pic of dancing in the rain by the light of the Moon.....
Stay beautiful ....love ya girl!

Judy,
Did it always rain on your birthday. It always rained on mine that is why my family called me piss eyes. I cry over everything ....lol
I remember going to get my corsage from Mr. Munson and wearing it. Every time I smell flowers or Easter plants it reminds me of Mr. Munson the gentle giant and my dad's store at Easter when he would also sell plants.

this is an european ad for viagra that al la greca sent me.
very convincing ad it said

wow i am still looking at it in amazement lol

Franny - Our prayers are with Frank right now. Please remain calm & things will work out just fine! We are all here for you, always remember that! Love Ya!

Terry who is that guy??? Can I have his numner?? lol

Yes - it usually rains on my birthday....that is funny what you said about the corsages....the smell of flowers always remind me of them..remember when we were young we couldn't wait to get up on our birthday....get that corsage and then we would hand something out in class...its a shame that we still can't get that same feeling...damn it only comes once a year!!!! lol lol

Franny & Frank ...thinking of you both.

Janet ...have a safe trip back home

Patsy ... Feel better ....but we're in this together I feel like I have a full blown cold ....cant wait to lay down!

Judy ....Pre-Happy Birthday

Terry....love the pics of Italy

Joe....love your pics for the day also!

Hi Jim, Helen and whoever I missed.... hope you all have a great day!

Geri .....too late he's at my house already! LOL

Subject: Re: pics for sue and lyn from fes

[quote=Guzzo here]lyn says "where did u see festina?"



lyn - here i am, along with my beautiful cuz annette - she sends luv.
Hi & Good Morning to you. I am so happy I read this post, Please send my regards to Annette from me Fred & Petrina D'Amico we have not seen her in years. Thx


..and one for u sue - my cuz joey sends luv too.
doesn't he look great! this pic was taken this past saturday at the manor.
it was his daughter nicole's wedding - we had a ball - he sends luv - mom was cuttin the rug too!

Hi Fred .....have a beautiful day!

HI FRED,
HAVE A GREAT DAY......LOVE TERRY

Joke of the Day....


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.

'Are my testicles black'? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body. He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black? Concerned that he may split his sutures from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

:study: Good Morning ever body, I have been reading a lot of the posts but I was not able to respond to many.
I have been spending a lot of time in the city disgusting my up coming surgery to reconstruct my left foot. This is a very lintel procedure it involves many months of rehab.

Hi everyone... Getting ready to get rid of the pain... Er, I mean Janet... lol Hope to get on later to play catch up.

Hope all is well with everyone & please remember Frank today! He is probably having surgery as we speak....

Fred your like The Bionic Man ....never give up!

Terry I was your Italy pics on F/B wow you must of had a fantastic time.
Suzie, I saw you photos also beautiful kids
Geri I love your jokes, I don/t see you to much an more on F/B