Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Joke of the Day...

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love it was $20 to wifey, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
Showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

YES HE SAID TO SAY HELLO HE WAS AT FILOMENA'S WAKE LAST NIGHT. AL PASSERETTI AND HIS WIFE, ANNA RUCCI. ALOT OF PEOPLE WERE THEIR THE NIGHT BEFORE. EVERYONE THAT YOUR MOM AND DAD KNEW WERE THERE FROM 21ST STEET. I TOLD THEM YOUR AUNT WAS IN THE HOSPITAL I HOPE THAT WAS OK. I HAVE A BIG MOUTH. HE LOOKE MUCH YOUNGER THAN ALOT OF THEM (BOBBY) ALTHOUGH FRANK IS 90 AND HE DOES NOT LOOK IT AT ALL.

I SAID FRANK HOW DO U STAY LOOKING SO YOUNG, WHAT DO U EAT HE SAID BEANS AND MACARONI (I CANT SPELL PASTA FAUL ??LOL
I SAID WOW U LOOK GOOD BUT U CAN'T STAY AROUND THE GIRLS THAT LONG AFTER U EAT IT. THEY WERE LAUGHING SO LOUD. I AM ALWAYS IN TROUBLE. LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN A FUNERAL PARLOR...LOL

Hey Deb... How are you this morning... Glad to hear your aunt is doing much better....

IF JEANETTE, GERI, JOE AND SUZIE DON'T GO IM NOT GOING LOL

LMAO....good one Terry

HI GERI

I TRIED TO DO MY BEST
IN YOUR ABSENCE

JOKE O'DAY


A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have
you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar
bill on your penis?"

"Well, For three reasons

Number one, I like to watch my money grow...

Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money....

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

Joe if you don't go, ain't nobody going... lol

GOOD JOKE GERI
HI JIM HOW'S THE TOOTH ????

OK JIM...NOW U WILL BE IN TROUBLE FOR PUTTING THE WORD PENIS THE BLOG....LOL

Terry, that's okay you told them. Al Passeretti, wasn't he the photographer??? He did my wedding.

Geri.....I'm just tired. I'm so happy my aunt is better.

YES DEB THE PHOTOGRAPHER HE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD.....HIS WIFE TOO LOOKED YOUNG.

JIM YOUR JOKE SUCKS LOL

T-Bone51 wrote: OK JIM...NOW U WILL BE IN TROUBLE FOR PUTTING THE WORD PENIS THE BLOG....LOL

Terry - I think it is better then DICK... lol

GOTTA GET READY FOR WORK

BE BACK LATER

BY THE WAY

YOU CAN KICK ME,CURSE ME
MAKE FUN OF ME, TALK BEHIND
MY BACK, DIS ME , DAT ME
WHATEVER

BUT

I'M GOING TO THE FRIGGIN REUNION
:P :P

LOL....I have to get my act together ....I have the baby in a half hr ....love you all .....have a good one everybody!

Wow! Al Passeretti... He did all of my daughter Staceys pictures... I remember him... Will be be coming to the reunion??

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
I GUESS YOU FELL I WAS A LITTLE TO SENCETIVE TO POOR LITTLE JOE!!!!
HES ONLY JOKING, HES ONLYJOKING WE SHOULD BE ACTING LIKE ADULTS. GROW UP AND GIVE A BREAK!!!!!!

FRIGG THE REUNION.....WHO WANTS TO SEE YOUR SORRY OLD ASSES
ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim - Do you still need my earring to add to your gold teeth?? lol

Hi Jeanette ......

Hi Jeanette.. How are you today??

see you all lata

Sue - You are a very wise person, I (truly) admire that in you.....

Now do you see any money over my head... lol

Like I tell my Son ......take responsibility for your own actions....if you hurt someone's feeling ...you better apologize....especially if you said it in anger!

Yes ...Geri ....its freakin weird.....I look up and Im seeing money floating down from the clouds .....LOL

Maybe I need glasses!


thank you ....but your pretty wise yourself! Love ya!

I agree!

I don't think anyone is paying attention - shame on Jim !! for not
grasping on to ALL the different asses.
THERE is TIRED OLD ASS
THERE is BIG ASS (sorry Terry)
THERE is TINY ass ( sorry Festina)
THERE is FAT ASS think Joe said that about himself.
THERE is Alot of ass lately !!!!
AND I feel like a dumb ass typing this, who needs a nap.

LYN confused me so badly before when I saw her post the goodnight picture which was the wrong one, bad enough I am a night owl up since 1am !!!

OK LETS START OVER TODAY.. FORGET ALL THE CRAP...
I AM GETTING TIRED OF IT.
GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME AND PLAY WITH MIA. SHE ONLY BROUGHT 100 MORE TOS WITH HER TODAY AND FRIGGIN ELMO DOES NOT STOP SINGING YMCA JUST SHOOT ME I WOULD LIKE TO SMASH THIS ELMO I M GETTING A HEADACHE

I need a cup of coffee....


Carol....did your Son get home yet?

U BETTER GET SOME REST CAROL.
MILLIE EMAILED ME SAID PETER WANTS TO STOP BY AT 4 30 TO PICK HER STONE UP. IF SHE NEEDS THE BOX I WILL ORDER ANOTHER ONE AND KEEP THIS ONE LET ME KNOW. THANKS

NOW HATE TO BRING THIS UP DO U WANT YOUR MONE BACK BECAUSE IT IS OUT DOORS???? I HOPE NOT IT WOULD NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT U AND THE F-----G HOT DOGS AND ROLLS AND PLUS I WILL NEED YOUR HELP.
IT IS YOUR CHOICE.. LOVE YA

I WILL BRING MY BIG GOLF UMBRELLA FOR U LOL