Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

What the heck did I hiccup... lol

Hi Jim....

Debbie Bonavita McCarthy wrote: Geri....you're not coming???? I was just talking with Aunt Dee about the reunion and I thought you guys were coming up together. Sorry to hear you won't be there.

I DID NOT SEND HER MONEY BACK YET MAYBE WE CAN CONVINCE HER TO COME. IS AUNT DEE COMING????

ME TOO JIMBO SAID ALL MY PRAYERS AND INCLUDED THE FATHER IN LAW. HOPE HE IS DOING BETTER DID U LOCK UP LAST NIGHT OR LEFT US UNLOCKED?????

Aunt Dee was going to drive up with Geri......maybe I can get aunt Dee to convince her!!!! LOL Come on Geri....we'll have a ball!!!!

Good Morning people. Too tired to read back pages. I hope
that everyone is well.

I may not be coming to the reunion also. Sorry. If I don't go,
someone is going to use my spot, so I don't need the money
back.

I will be in Brooklyn for 16 days in August, so I don't think I
can do the trip again a few weeks later. We will see. A few
people are probably going to stay at my sister's house for the
reunion even if I don't go.

Janet....what do you mean!!!! You have to come.

Have to go do my computer stuff, take care of my 2 farms and
pack for Florida. We are leaving in the morning. I just hope I
don't go crazy being stuck in the car with 5 kids. LOL

OPPS



HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE

SEE YA TONIGHT

T-Bone51 wrote: [quote=Debbie Bonavita McCarthy]Geri....you're not coming???? I was just talking with Aunt Dee about the reunion and I thought you guys were coming up together. Sorry to hear you won't be there.

I DID NOT SEND HER MONEY BACK YET MAYBE WE CAN CONVINCE HER TO COME. IS AUNT DEE COMING????

I will see you when I get up north. I want to get all the cousins together at my brother Johnnies house... I would like to get some people together and maybe go & see Al or Joe play, have a few drinks & get sloshed (sp). I just need to get over certain things.. Maybe I am too sensitive, but that is who I am.... Gotta Love Me... He! He! He!.. lol

Just thought this was too funny so I had to post it! ... lol

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour
just rubbing his testicles -- something she seemed
to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,
'Why do you love doing that?'

'Because,' she replied, 'I miss mine.'

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

geriob1 wrote: [quote=T-Bone51][quote=Debbie Bonavita McCarthy]Geri....you're not coming???? I was just talking with Aunt Dee about the reunion and I thought you guys were coming up together. Sorry to hear you won't be there.

I DID NOT SEND HER MONEY BACK YET MAYBE WE CAN CONVINCE HER TO COME. IS AUNT DEE COMING????

I will see you when I get up north. I want to get all the cousins together at my brother Johnnies house... I would like to get some people together and maybe go & see Al or Joe play, have a few drinks & get sloshed (sp). I just need to get over certain things.. Maybe I am too sensitive, but that is who I am.... Gotta Love Me... He! He! He!.. lol

LIFE IS TOO SHORT WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE BUT READ MY STORY BELOW AND RETHINK YOUR DECISION. WHY NOIT COME AND ENJOY WITH YOUR CUZZY WUZZY LOL

I am going to get an exorcism for my family no kidding IT JUST DOES NOT END. You really dont know from day to day what your life is going to bring...I pray and pray and I can not take it.

AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....


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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. hooked up the boat up to
the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The
wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY
!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you? "

And then the fight started.....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

My son's girl took off yesterday and went to the jersey shore with the girls i spoke to her in the afternoon when she was on the beach.
I just got a call from my son who was at his house in poughkeepsie last night drove 3 hours to get there to meet the boys at their house. He was going to meet up with his girl and her family to set up her apartment for school in the same town.

T-Bone51 wrote: I am going to get an exorcism for my family no kidding IT JUST DOES NOT END. You really dont know from day to day what your life is going to bring...I pray and pray and I can not take it.

What's going on... Did something else happen??? I hope not!

T-Bone51 wrote: My son's girl took off yesterday and went to the jersey shore with the girls i spoke to her in the afternoon when she was on the beach.
I just got a call from my son who was at his house in poughkeepsie last night drove 3 hours to get there to meet the boys at their house. He was going to meet up with his girl and her family to set up her apartment for school in the same town.

I don't understand what happened??? Did she run away???

He! He! He!.....

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over - women like that are hard to find.'

needless to sayi just got a call from my son he drove 4 hours to the shore because his girl, the house they rented burned to the ground an everyone got out except her and she had to jump out the second floor window in order not to burn in the fire. Should I write a book or what. everyday I amon here with something else. I never question God about anything and all my family has gone through all through the years like we all do but this has got to stop. She is lucky she did not fracture her spine. She is in bad pain and fractured her vertebrae and cant walk. please please add her to the prayer list. I really need to start taking some pills for anxiety these kids are going to be the death of me. SHE IS SO LUCK SHE IS ALIVE NOTHING LEFT TO THE HOUSE. THANK GOD FOR SAVING HER LIFE.

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE IT ALL BUT MIA IS JUMPING N MY BACK LOL

HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER GERI???ANY RESULTS YET. PROBABLY NOT IT IS THE WEEKEND.

Another Funny for You!
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, 'The fucking' funeral director would be my first guess.'

Terry.....OMG....you poor thing. So much shit to deal with!!!!! I'm so glad she's okay!!! WTF.....have you're house blessed or something!!!! You want some xanax!!! LOL

OMG Terry... What the heck is going on... I think we all need to drink some Holy Water or something! Thank God she is OK... I can't even imagine the stress you have right now! Just take it easy. It turned out OK, she is fine! Please try to calm down before something happens to you!

I will definitely add her to my prayer list,... What is her name....

No word with Stacey yet... It will take 10 days for the kid to get her results...

Terry - let me know if I can help in any way???

Too Much Sadness... Gotta Keep the humor up!

I was confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Services'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM !!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing!

Gotta Run, but Terry I am saying my prayers! God Bless!

geriob1 wrote: Terry - let me know if I can help in any way???

THANK U HER NAME IS APRIL SHE IS SUCH A GOOD KID I LOVE HER.
HER POOR MOM AND DAD
JONATHAN S WITH HER, I SPOKE TO HER MOM SHE IS THERE AND HER SISTER SO HER FAMILY IS THERE. MIKE IS AT WORK SO I CANT GO.
FEEL SO SICK IMAGINE HER MOM.....THANK GOD SHE JUMPED OUT AND GOD KEPT HER ALIVE AND REALLY THANK GOD THE ANGELS AND GOD WOKE HER UP IN TIME TO GET OUT. I CANT EVEN IMAGINE.....

Did she get burned at all???

Terry I'm praying for her too!!!! God bless her.....she must be a wreck.

Dear Lord, Please protect April, Johnathan, Terry & the Rest of Us Against any Negative Vibration what so ever, and please Surround Us All in the White Light of Protection.... Thank You Lord!