Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

ITS SAID 1 OF EVERY 500 PEOPLE WILL GET THE SWINE FLU IN N.Y. THIS YEAR
I AM NOT TRYING TO SCAR ANYONE
JUST THINK ABOUT OK

HEY

IS THERE ANYONE HERE

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


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Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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If the proffessor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

HI ANTHONY

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
UNLESS


FOR HELEN AND MY QUEEN AND ANYONE
ELSE UNDER THE WEATHER

Hi, Anthony How are you...I have to go next week for my flu shot, but I am not sure if its the regular flu shot or the swine flu shot, I am alittle afriad if its the swine flu shot because they don't know enough about this shot yet...oh well, fell better, talk to you soon...

Whats for dinner????

JUDY

A QUESTION THAT HAUNTS ME

WHY IS IT THAT I'M NEVER ALWAYS RIGHT
BUT MY WIFE IS NEVER ALWAYS WRONG

:-k :-k :-k :-k :-k

ANTHONY YOU COOKING TONIGHT???


MY WIFE IS GOING TO DINNER & HOUSEWARMING PARTY
SO I THINK I'M GOING LITE TONITE

OK WORK TO DO

LATER GATERS

Graybeard49 wrote: JUDY

A QUESTION THAT HAUNTS ME

WHY IS IT THAT I'M NEVER ALWAYS RIGHT
BUT MY WIFE IS NEVER ALWAYS WRONG

:-k :-k :-k :-k :-k

ANSWER=WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!!! LOL XX

HELLO from my little computer

Tech Support $85.00 per hour (worth it!!!)
Glad to find someone locally who knows what he's doing.

Thanks for suggestions, but it was beyond virus scans/fixes
(which I have). Needed a pro and his disc (that is disc, Suzie)

SUZIE - thanks for adding Aniello - my Scotto 'family' is from
President St, so no relations to your Pizza guy.... Even though,
coincidentally, Aniello did own pizzeria in Long Island, and
after he 'retired' he delivered mozzarella and all the good
stuff to restaurants and pizza joints.

oh MARYANN - I just realized that you know Aniello (maybe
as Neil). You vacationed with him, his wife Roseann and your
friend Carol (forgot husband name) at Villa Roma. With my
sister too whose husband was also named Neil Scotto.

Ok -- Something just came up.. xxxx Running
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My fonts are weird...

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HI MARYANN

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A "SHORT CONVERSATION"
#-o #-o #-o :roll: :roll: :roll:

GOOD TO HEAR FROM YA

PATSY - OF COURSE
I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THE SIGN
IN OUR HOUSE:

THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES:
RULE 1-NANETTE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
RULE 2- IF NANETTE IS WRONG REFER TO RULE #1

HELLO
WELL TODAY IS LEFTOVERS
ME I AM GOING FOR THE KALE AND BEANS WITH SAUSAGES

AS FOR THE WIFE
WELL ITS HER PICKING
EIGHTER CHICKEN OR CHICKEN

I AM HOME SO I GET FIRST PICKINGS

HELLO MY FRANNY
HOW YOU DOING
HOW ABOUT FRANK

hey ant< JIm Fran, Jeanette, Deb, Judy. Patsy Helen, Suz, Fes, Just pooped in....been real busy catching up with work etc......Had a great diving trip last week in Cozumel....Saw that it was a great time at the renunion...wish I was there.....Terry praying for you today.....keep the faithe let us know what happens....luv to all you guys

Pinto. if you catch this please call me.

HELLO AL

GOOD TO HAVE YA BACK
GLAD IT WAS A GREAT TRIP
MY BROTHER WAS AN AVID DIVER
CAYMAN ISLANDS WAS HIS FAVORITE

ANTHONY-THAT'S ALWAYS THE CASE
FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

GONNA FINISH UP BE BACK WHEN I'M CLOSING

HEY..AL..HOW THE HELL R U?? GLAD YOU HAD A GREAT TIME.. WE SURE DID MISS YOU ON HERE...& YES, THE REUNION WAS FANTASTIC!!!

TALK TO U LATER

HI UMBRIA!!! HOW R U TODAY??? SO YOU GET FIRST PICK AT LEFTOVERS. JUST LIKE A MAN..LOL

ENJOY YOUR KALE & SAUSAGE..SOUNDS YUMMY!!!
REGARDS TO ANNELLEN..XX

SURE I GET FIRST PICK
ITS A MANS WORLD YOU KNOW

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: SURE I GET FIRST PICK
ITS A MANS WORLD YOU KNOW

ONLY IN A MAN'S MIND..

WOMAN WHERE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO ENTERTAIN MEN

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: WOMAN WHERE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO ENTERTAIN MEN

AND YOU SAID YOU WERE FROM WHAT PLANET??? LOL

NOW LET THE MEN ENTERTAIN YOU

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: NOW LET THE MEN ENTERTAIN YOU

WHAT, NO CHIPPENDALE DANCERS??? LMAO