they say germans dont have sense of humor.

OMG. That went very, very wrong. I'm glad I haven't eaten yet.

okay, now that was FUNNY! started out a little slow, but it picked up nicely and just kept going! thanks for sharing

Rules, rules, rules. It's a wonder anything ever gets done over there.

I was operating a forklift at 21 with no instruction whatsoever - don't worry, it wasn't for carrying loads, it was for hoisting a guy to the ceiling to clean it off.

Nobody got hurt. I mean, not permanent-like.