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Daily Heights Happy Hour SEPIA 10/26 - Page 4 — Brooklynian

Daily Heights Happy Hour SEPIA 10/26

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  • daveb wrote: [quote=Candicissima][quote=lirio]Liar
    People, people, no sullying of the reputation with fibs! I'm a fine upstanding young DH ambassador that draws the line at neighbor hanky-panky! :P

    So what you're really saying is that Cupcake is a frosting-smeared slut-cake?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    How could you? Especially since she's so damn short, I mean...show some fucking sensitivity!

    You people make me sick. :twisted:

    Candicissima called me a frosting smeared what? :evil:

    ... I'm oddly flattered. 8)
  • Cupcake wrote: Candicissima called me a frosting smeared what? :evil:

    ... I'm oddly flattered. 8)
    Haha. That's all from the twisted mind of Dave. I don't know nothing about any name calling! :)
  • daveb wrote: I gotta say, getting drunk like a pirate the night before jury duty was not a good choice. Today was not fun.
    Who's your judge? I had jury duty in Spring of '04 - Supreme Court and it was lots of fun. Of course, my job at that time was not terribly interesting...
  • mc wrote: [quote=daveb]I gotta say, getting drunk like a pirate the night before jury duty was not a good choice. Today was not fun.
    Who's your judge? I had jury duty in Spring of '04 - Supreme Court and it was lots of fun. Of course, my job at that time was not terribly interesting...

    I never got that far. I sat in the big room, hung-over and talking to Jesus all day and they never even called my name.
  • Candicissima wrote: [quote=Cupcake][quote=dan.h]im sorry I missed this. I'm new to the forum.. I think this is what I've been looking for; a way to meet other cool neighborhood people. Hat off to the creators!
    dan.h, on behalf of candissima, katebkln, myself and others, we would like to offer you a special welcome if you meet our very strict standards of being young and single.

    Err...nah sorry, I don't welcome newbies like that. :lol:

    Yeah sorry Cupcake, nothing but love, but that's not how we do.
  • Wow. I guess I am a frosting-smeared cake slut. :oops: Sorry ladies. Didn't mean to indite you in my "special welcome".

    dan.h, I take it back. there is no special welcome for young, single neighbors. especially not one involving cake mix. That must have been something I hallucinated one night.
  • daveb wrote: [quote=mc][quote=daveb]I gotta say, getting drunk like a pirate the night before jury duty was not a good choice. Today was not fun.
    Who's your judge? I had jury duty in Spring of '04 - Supreme Court and it was lots of fun. Of course, my job at that time was not terribly interesting...

    I never got that far. I sat in the big room, hung-over and talking to Jesus all day and they never even called my name.

    Haha, my husband was supposed to be on jury duty this week. He was selected and seated and everything. Then he got kicked off! They didn't tell him why, but he thinks it was because he was sketching the plaintiff's attorney in his notebook while the judge was talking.
  • Cupcake wrote: [quote=dan.h]im sorry I missed this. I'm new to the forum.. I think this is what I've been looking for; a way to meet other cool neighborhood people. Hat off to the creators!
    dan.h, on behalf of candissima, katebkln, myself and others, we would like to offer you a special welcome if you meet our very strict standards of being young and single.

    whoa! guy mongering!
    yikes.
  • Cupcake wrote: [quote=dan.h]im sorry I missed this. I'm new to the forum.. I think this is what I've been looking for; a way to meet other cool neighborhood people. Hat off to the creators!
    dan.h, on behalf of candissima, katebkln, myself and others, we would like to offer you a special welcome if you meet our very strict standards of being young and single.

    well thanks! i actually do fit that description. I started another thread "who do you think you are" where I blab about myself in the typical newbie fashion.
  • I just puked a little bit. Points off, Cupcake.
  • daveb wrote: I just puked a little bit. Points off, Cupcake.
    yeah, me too. in my mouth, tasted like lunch. yum.
  • KateBklyn wrote: [quote=daveb]I just puked a little bit. Points off, Cupcake.
    yeah, me too. in my mouth, tasted like lunch. yum.

    Screw you guys! :evil: I don't even want a piece of the Newbie. [Note: Newbie, I'm sure you are an attractive and interesting person that any girl would be happy to have you]. I'm in love with a 34-year old German banker who is never going to leave Germany! In fact, I just found out that every weekend, he takes the train home to the family farm to stay with his father!

    This morning I sent his this email: "Die beste Grunde, Christian hier zu haben ist, ist das du jeden Tag telefonierst. Es ist nett deine Stimme zu hoeren. "

    Oh my God. I am such a dork in two languages. :oops:

    Cake! Cake now! Cake me!!


    [/endfrighteningtoomuchinformationladyrant]
  • Cupcake wrote: I'm in love with a 34-year old German banker who is never going to leave Germany! In fact, I just found out that every weekend, he takes the train home to the family farm to stay with his father!

    This morning I sent his this email: "Die beste Grunde, Christian hier zu haben ist, ist das du jeden Tag telefonierst. Es ist nett deine Stimme zu hoeren. "
    Why, I do believe I'm now sitting in puddle of my own urine. 8)
  • daveb wrote: [quote=Cupcake] I'm in love with a 34-year old German banker who is never going to leave Germany! In fact, I just found out that every weekend, he takes the train home to the family farm to stay with his father!

    This morning I sent his this email: "Die beste Grunde, Christian hier zu haben ist, ist das du jeden Tag telefonierst. Es ist nett deine Stimme zu hoeren. "
    Why, I do believe I'm now sitting in puddle of my own urine. 8)

    Waaah! Did I say cake? Clearly I need alcohol. :idea: Stat. German of the Month to the rescue. As soon as an I can drag him away from his desk, we're outta here.
  • well thanks for throwing me a bone anyway! the german man sounds like quite the charmer.
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