Welcome To Red Hook.

anonymous · May 2008

Do you hate people? Are you filled with self-loathing? Do you find yourself feeling alone even when you're with your friends? Can you blow up that nun's head by kissing her? Welcome to Red Hook.

ham · May 2008

Subject: Welcome to Red Hook

Also, if you're a total douchebag, welcome to Red Hook.

(Hint: You're a total douchebag)

anonymous · May 2008

you think I needed a hint to figure that out?

vaduzuvunt · May 2008

Subject: yeah

Particularly the douchebag part... and the pride you hold in being one.

(Note: Technically, only the Males of Red Hook are Douchebags. The girls are just idiots, lushes or masochistic for actually finding being around them is amusing and/or charming.)

dailyheights · May 2008

I never understood Red Hook. Now I understand it even less.

ham · May 2008

We're very charming when we're drunk. Which is all the time.

gimme_a_bud · May 2008

red hook is like being trapped in perpetual high school.
everyone knows everyone else, and since its so far from transit, no one enters, no one leaves...
its a really really sick, incestuous clubhouse mentality over there.
That said, I for one love being there.

jerktopia · May 2008

Im not drunk now, but soon. Its almost happy hour

dailyheights · May 2008

gimme_a_bud wrote: red hook is like being trapped in perpetual high school.
everyone knows everyone else, and since its so far from transit, no one enters, no one leaves...
its a really really sick, incestuous clubhouse mentality over there.

Can you be more specific?

anonymous · May 2008

Subject: perversion

did anyone mention perverted sex? that's important

vaduzuvunt · May 2008

Hot Karls everywhere!!!

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