subwaypisserlynian

Since Daver requested such a thread, i figured I would start.

About 2 years ago, I was waiting for the 2,3 at Bergen.
A very nice looking young 20 something in a tight black dress was having a loud jocular conversation with her not so nice looking friend.
(my friends baby was annoyed by their volume but thats another story)

I was shocked and appalled when she started laughing maniacally,
ran to the end of the platform and squatted.

At this point i realized she must be drunk.
I also reached another conclusion, and made sure to sit directly across from her and slouch a bit .

your turn ...