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Dudelynian? — Brooklynian

Dudelynian?

arock75
arock75
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
How about a forum for the men? This is the era of supposed equality and political correctness so there should definitely be a men's forum as well.
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  • daver
    daver
    Fuck that. No one needs that. Just because there is one fucked up thing doesn't mean that there should be another. It does not follow.

    P.S. I apologize for posting in this forum, this thread should be moved elsewhere.
  • arock75
    arock75
    Yes it should be moved to the men's forum. Men need a place to be men and talk amongst men just as women need to be among women and knit and talk about shoes.
  • daver
    daver
    No they don't. There should be no "men's forum". That is retarded.

    And I like to talk about shoes.
  • arock75
    arock75
    Talking about shoes in the soon to be unveiled men's forum is grounds for ejection, unless of course this relates to sex, sports, or cars
  • bergenites
    bergenites
    Sorry daver but to me, having a "chicks forum" is just as retarded. So if the Mods insist on us having that, then why not a Dudelynian?
  • daver
    daver
    Bergenites wrote: Sorry daver but to me, having a "chicks forum" is just as retarded. So if the Mods insist on us having that, then why not a Dudelynian?
    Because two wrongs don't make a right...

    But three lefts do, of course.
  • arock75
    arock75
    A real dude would never ask for directions
  • livetotravel
    livetotravel
    All these separatist forum ideas are retarded. Maybe on the "men's forum" posters will feel free to discuss ED - and how smoking and recreational drug use shriveled their willies at increasingly earlier ages :lame:

    But if there is to be such a forum, I insist this picture be used as the Forum Avatar
    image
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    ^ man, now i wanna be in the men's forum. lebowski is much more my speed.

    it's the whole "stuck in brownie scouts making crappy food and doing idiotic dances while the cub scouts get to whittle pine box racers" thing all over again.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Listen, if the woman's board was named after the first idea presented "chicklynian" than the men's board is going to be "Dicklynian"

    Period! :twisted:
    Flexichick on what is Chicklynian wrote: Dicklynian.
  • senator adams
    senator adams
    Mamacita wrote: Listen, if the woman's board was named after the first idea presented "chicklynian" than the men's board is going to be "Dicklynian"

    Period! :twisted:

    [quote=Flexichick on what is Chicklynian]Dicklynian.
    Works for me, but I also don't feel the need for segregation
  • arock75
    arock75
    Dicklynian definitely works.
    As for this forum, is there a way we can warn people when Aunt Flo is in town? Also would it be possible to add a way of automatically interpreting mixed messages and the like?
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    almost all the message boards on the net is full of men. so this is cool. no need for a men message board.
  • arock75
    arock75
    Yes men own the internet and the world :twisted:
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    arock75 wrote: Yes men own the internet and the world :twisted:
    all your internets are belong to us :shock:
  • queencallipygos
    queencallipygos
    arock75 wrote: Dicklynian definitely works.
    As for this forum, is there a way we can warn people when Aunt Flo is in town?
    ....Why would people have the need to do so? We can't menstruate through the Internet.
  • arock75
    arock75
    It's not about the menstruation, it's about the pre-menstruation. I misspoke previously, I should have said a warning system for when Aunt Flo was preparing to come to town. And the pre-menstruation can definitely be felt through the internet.
  • daver
    daver
    Perhaps a kind mod can split this thread into "female only" and "general population" posts and move the threads as needed. Since the males here are posting in violation of the stated Chicklynian rules.
    a place just for the ladies of Brooklyn. Think of a little bit Jezebel, a little Brooklynian, mixed with us. A salon of sorts, snark allowed (as long as it doesn't get personal), smoking in the girls bathroom, talk about everything we want to without the boys
    BTW- I have posted in this forum several times without being "warned" - at what point is this sillyness with the female only forum going to start being enforced?
  • queencallipygos
    queencallipygos
    arock75 wrote: It's not about the menstruation, it's about the pre-menstruation. I misspoke previously, I should have said a warning system for when Aunt Flo was preparing to come to town. And the pre-menstruation can definitely be felt through the internet.
    ...In what way?
  • daver
    daver
    arock75 wrote: And the pre-menstruation can definitely be felt through the internet.
    If someone was feeling my pre-menstruation, I'd be all, HEY, STOP FEELING MY PRE-MENSTRUATION. Dammit.
  • MOD
    MOD
    daver wrote: Perhaps a kind mod can split this thread into "female only" and "general population" posts and move the threads as needed. Since the males here are posting in violation of the stated Chicklynian rules.
    a place just for the ladies of Brooklyn. Think of a little bit Jezebel, a little Brooklynian, mixed with us. A salon of sorts, snark allowed (as long as it doesn't get personal), smoking in the girls bathroom, talk about everything we want to without the boys
    BTW- I have posted in this forum several times without being "warned" - at what point is this sillyness with the female only forum going to start being enforced?
    YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! :twisted: :twisted:
    Violating the Chicklynian rules will result upon a hex on your being! You will develop man-breasts and find yourself crying late at night into a pint of Ben&Jerry's. You friends will all be out to get you and your underwear will always ride up your ass. (this is the abridged version)
  • daver
    daver
    Mamacita wrote: your underwear will always ride up your ass. (this is the abridged version)
    Once I was really tired and getting dressed in the dark and I put my underwear on both inside out and backwards. Then the snuggly ball part was on my bottom, and it felt all wrong. I discovered it in the bathroom at work. Because I went to check because I didn't feel right. The floor in the bathroom was pretty nasty, and I was wearing jeans with fourteen hole boots and it all would have to come off to correct the orientation of my underwear. So I had to skip it, and spend the rest of the day with the snuggly ball part of my underwear gently cupping the empty air of my bottom. Horrible, I tell you.
    find yourself crying late at night into a pint of Ben&Jerry's
    That day took a lot of Cherry Garcia.
    You will develop man-breasts
    Now that is just plain rude.

    :mrgreen:
  • violet
    violet
    daver, you are one groovy guy. :love::tongue:
  • lilbangladesh
    lilbangladesh
    :lol::love:

    I'm feeling the daver love too. I *needed* that laugh after the week I've had. While I agree with him that separate gendered forums are retarded unless they are blackhole, while we have this format, we need to have daver keep posting.
  • caseopele
    caseopele
    I have to third the daver love, especially after this comment! :D
    daver wrote: If someone was feeling my pre-menstruation, I'd be all, HEY, STOP FEELING MY PRE-MENSTRUATION. Dammit.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Raaarrrrrr! Maybe Daver will crash the ladies night :-'
  • arock75
    arock75
    Daver is lucky or unlucky depending on your point of view. What about me - can I please be kicked out of here for having the wrong chromosome?
  • MOD
    MOD
    arock75 wrote: Daver is lucky or unlucky depending on your point of view. What about me - can I please be kicked out of here for having the wrong chromosome?
    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
    Defying the Chicklynian rules will lead to an uncomfortable rash in an unmentionable part, leading you to hastily enter the nearest bodega and mention the afore unmentionable part and your condition to the lady cashier who will than giggle as she rings up your medicated cream purchase.

    Beware! :twisted: :twisted:
  • arock75
    arock75
    I am a man I am not shamed by such things. It is a badge of honor.
  • queencallipygos
    queencallipygos
    arock75 wrote: can I please be kicked out of here for having the wrong chromosome?
    ....I'm confused -- if you want to not be posting in here, why...are you?
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