Shit!
Shit its late and the birds keep chirping, the faucet and the god damn Toilet are making noises. The sun is shining ,the sky is blue, i fart and it smells of the Last words i had last night, my pee pee is sad and has not been getting loving, my toe nails are long, i need a hair cut, i burp again, i fart loud but no one is here to hear it, like the tree that falls in the forest but it sure stinks like the sulfur mines of Pinatubo , krakatoa, Izalco or maybe Vessuvio? How rotten are we??
I can picture you sleeping, while the bus stops i run out the window not a single soul on it, its like a ghost going somewhere but i know its going all the way down to Smith and then make a left then right and onto the bridge or maybe the jail. Does Anyone remember the floating Prison under the bridge?
I can picture you sleeping, while the bus stops i run out the window not a single soul on it, its like a ghost going somewhere but i know its going all the way down to Smith and then make a left then right and onto the bridge or maybe the jail. Does Anyone remember the floating Prison under the bridge?
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you on something sneaky? hehe
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Sneaky needs to start drinking again.
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No i am not on anything just regular sleep, can't sleep though
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I still have not been able to sleep, i guess my mind is on overdrive! I should have thought of it before, I can't stand the family guy so maybe i should try watching it and i bet it will put me to sleep.
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Someone needs to set up an intervention for this guy.......
Yeah so why don't you cut your hair and toe nails......that way you can get a girlfriend to make your pee pee happy and then you'll be able to sleep.....AND you'll also have someone to hear those wonderful fart sessions of yours. -
Sounds like he's possessed by Howard Hughes.
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Now that i think about it i might be Possessed by him. I had a girl friend up to a couple of days ago as for the farts well even pretty girls make them!
It's been , how can i say an emotional draining weekend too much on the mind and therefore no sleep. Finally went out of the house and decided to go up to Washington Heights it took a while since the A and C train are messed up, Got off on 168th and Broadway up to Mi Ranchito Restaurant, sat on the bar , has to be the smallest bar ever only 3 stools, fine looking Latina's behind the counter, could not stop staring at the one with the tight pants her behind had an apple shape. Ordered a Heineken, it was one of the coldest beers i have ever had anywhere , the bottle was frosted and it tasted heavenly and it only cost $3.50 i think since i am enemy number one at my local i might as well invest 4 bucks on going uptown and paying $3.50 for a beer what a bargain. Alci Acosta music in the back ground made me want to cry but i decided to order myself a meal. Started with a Ceviche, the portion was more than i could have imagined, it was nice and crunchy, chunks of shrimp and crab claws, put some hot sauce on it and my life had just begun to look brighter. The i ordered 4 Pupusas, 2 with Cheese and Loroco, one Revuelta(beans and cheese) and one just with cheese, the masa was nice and crispy, the Curtido(Slaw) was aged perfectly and it had the right spice. Ate it with my bare hands, then i ordered a enchilada which is different from the mexican cousin. This one is a deep fried tortilla, topped with shreded mustard chicken and Curtido a bit of hot Sauce and i felt like a king. Had a Cafe con Leche and life got brighter. Walked down on Broadway from 175th to a 145th and St Nicholas, walked on Vandy and made a right on Bergen our spot on the corner seemed to be busy, contemplated going to Weathered but i think its time to go to bed and not think about the pain i caused this weekend to 2 people that i care about.
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Ummm, yum. That food sounds really good.
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You can get a cold Heineken at O'Connor's on 5th for $3.50.
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Karl the Druid wrote: this little ditty always puts me to bed
That one always cheers me up. No matter how bad my mood is....
click here, if you dare. -
Subject: hmm
Finally been sleeping, still feeling sad about the break up with the girlfriend, i really fucked it up but not much i can do now. Went to eat Vietnamese food tonight, nothing like having a Pho to cheer one up!!
Hey remember the beef and peanut?
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