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Drink Up, Little Snailitos, for Tonight You Die! — Brooklynian

Drink Up, Little Snailitos, for Tonight You Die!

drmcninja
drmcninja
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
I'm getting out the beer and killing these fuckers tonight. They're eating their way through my garden and I'm not gonna take it any more

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  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Poor little guys... :(

    Snail's gotta eat, too! Why not make them a little plate in the morning?

    I know, I'm just instigating...
  • alexm
    alexm
    I gave them two Amstels! It's like March of the Snailitos out there. They're heading right for it. I don't like them enough to give them Negra Modelos :-)
  • donna henry
    donna henry
    Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

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  • shishkab
    shishkab
    at least they died happy?
  • MOD
    MOD
    Pickled snails anyone?
  • em26
    em26
    Noooooo! image


    What did you do to Gary and his family??!!

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    Why did you have to kill 'em? And and and.....pictures? Nobody said "pics or it didn't happen". :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
  • masters-n-stjohns
    masters-n-stjohns
    I killed them because they are eating my whole garden! If they weren't doing damage, we could co-exist. At least they died hammered
  • em26
    em26
    LET THEM EAT!!!!!!

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  • gift
    gift
    Em, you are more than welcome to come round them up and bring them to your house where you can care for them :-)
  • em26
    em26
    My buddy would probably put me in the nut house if I brought home snails.

    I don't have a yard. If I did I definitely wouldn't mind having snails around. I think they look so cool!

    And to see them dead in a pool of booze..... :cry::cry::cry::cry:


    Ooooh Gary!

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  • livetotravel
    livetotravel
    How very Zen of you - those pics are like snail snuff porn :-#
  • azb420
    azb420
    After spending hundreds of dollars on my garden, I just couldn't take it any more
  • MOD
    MOD
    HAHA I love the title of this thread.... I have the good, the bad and the sluggly song stuck in my head.


    Poor alcoholic sluggers. So instead of "like a moth to the flame" shall we say "like a snail into the Amstel?"
  • livetotravel
    livetotravel
    It's so sad, they could have been some other snail's loved one...
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  • adamben
    adamben
    even more than the money they are eating out of my garden, it's the hours and hours of work they are messing up. Ah, well.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    [quote=Livetotravel]It's so sad, they could have been some other snail's loved one...
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    OhMaGawdI'mGonnaCry! :(

    Stop it LTT!
  • musicmachine
    musicmachine
    I'm telling you...fat, drunk and happy with your friends is not a bad way to go. I could have just poured salt on them
  • shishkab
    shishkab
    no, not the salt. that's cruel. but drunk and happy? if they're gonna go, and Flexi is certain they gotta go, then boozed is better than burned!
  • jennamarie
    jennamarie
    thank you, Shishkab!

    Anybody feeling sorry for the snailitos (and believe me, I wish there had been a better compromise , for many reasons, including...um...disposal) can come get them any time they want to take them home.

    Any takers?

    No?
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    WOW! Ok, so I wasn't sure the beer trick worked, but now I am. I'll have to do that. Its cheaper than those bags of non-toxic snail bait. I tried to get my dogs to eat them, but to no avail. Beer it is. I feel your pain about the garden getting eaten ;)
  • ans
    ans
    Thank you Caahyoko!

    Yep, beer does it. I hear they really like Bud, so I might buy a 40 next time.
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    Flexichick wrote: Thank you Caahyoko!

    Yep, beer does it. I hear they really like Bud, so I might buy a 40 next time.
    Cool. Thanks for the tip. I was wondering if I could get the cheap stuff and it would work. Good to hear they aren't partial to Belgian wheat beers or anything ;)
  • livetotravel
    livetotravel
    http://www.arnobrosi.com/garden.html
  • underhillnsterling
    underhillnsterling
    I think it's time for another snailito party!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Flexichick wrote: I think it's time for another snailito party!
    sicko.
  • usualsuspect
    usualsuspect
    they're EVERYWHERE with the damn rain. Eating all my plants
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    Don't kill them, EAT THEM!
  • the brooklyn
    the brooklyn
    you want to eat them, you can come get them!
  • opossumqueen
    opossumqueen
    What do they eat? We've got them everywhere--so far I've only noticed one plant (something I didn't plant and don't care about) suffering any damage that looks like it could be the snails.

    Are they going to turn on me and eat my squash?? The squirrels have decided my marigolds are an all you can eat buffet :/
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    forget I mentioned that, just pour salt on them.
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