tsunami spam ... from FACEBOOK. lol
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Between You and Tobechi Isreal
Tobechi Isreal
July 19 at 10:03am
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Dear,
I am Barrister James Ronke.Personal attorney to late Mr Patrick
[redacted],a foreign national and a construction engineer.I have the
pleasure to contact you on this subject matter.
My late client died along with his entire family while on holiday in
Asia Earth Quake Disaster(Phuket Island in Thailand on December 2004.
(TSUNAMI DISASTER)
He left the sum of USD$6.5M with a bank and ever since his death,the
bank has asked me to provide his next of kin.
I have the pleasure to contact you based on the fact that you bears the
same surname with him so that you will stand as his bonafide next of kin
and claim this money which he left behind.
On hearing from you, I shall give you a compehensive informations of what
to do as regards to this.
Barrister James Ronke
Ronke Chambers & Associates
Jl ataku lot 25 - 27 lt 20,
Jakarta Raya.
Reply to: [email protected]
Between You and Tobechi Isreal
Tobechi Isreal
July 19 at 10:03am
Report Message
Dear,
I am Barrister James Ronke.Personal attorney to late Mr Patrick
[redacted],a foreign national and a construction engineer.I have the
pleasure to contact you on this subject matter.
My late client died along with his entire family while on holiday in
Asia Earth Quake Disaster(Phuket Island in Thailand on December 2004.
(TSUNAMI DISASTER)
He left the sum of USD$6.5M with a bank and ever since his death,the
bank has asked me to provide his next of kin.
I have the pleasure to contact you based on the fact that you bears the
same surname with him so that you will stand as his bonafide next of kin
and claim this money which he left behind.
On hearing from you, I shall give you a compehensive informations of what
to do as regards to this.
Barrister James Ronke
Ronke Chambers & Associates
Jl ataku lot 25 - 27 lt 20,
Jakarta Raya.
Reply to: [email protected]
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I can't decide if I should send the reply just to find out if the bonafides include my checking acct #, routing info and SSN. I mean, duh - it's obvi spam - but it's cracking me up.
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Subject: this one is clever; definately [sic] lol.
ICPC NIGERIA (Anti-Fraud Unit)
......we fight against fraud, funds delay and impersonation.
Head Office: Plot 802, Constitution Avenue
Zone A9 Central Area
P. M.B 535, Garki Abuja
TEL : +234 70 394 66 934
*****24HRS SERVICE *****
Dear Sir/Madam,
LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT.
We hereby wish you and your family the best of prosperity.
This letter will definately be amazing to you because of it’s realistic value.
Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators some while ago.
I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Mr Raymond Osaze the Legal chairman of "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit).
On the 1st of October 2000, the former President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.O). This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/funds delay/impersonation of Government Officials.
Secondly, we are mandated by the US Government to Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large and also to create a good relationship with the international bodies.
Presently, we are being paid by the American government in other to avert beneficiary funds delays/fraud here in Nigeria.
So far in this present year, we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Micheal Wagner etc).
You are being contacted by this office today dated ( 16th July, 2008) because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement Files Cabinet.
>From our Intelligent investigations and Probing processes we discovered that you are a victim of fraud/funds delay.
The "ICPC", is faithfully under my governance as the Legal Chairman of the great Commission and to this Authority I took an oath of allegiance to settle all fraud victims peacefully.
This Memorandum is to notify you that you will be settled by the Nigerian Government from our initial Deposit Account. Your settlement will be actualized within 3working days after your response to this Official Letter.
For further clearification/investigation kindly send the below information to us immediately:
1. Your residential address and full name
2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact).
3. Your inheritance funds value.
4. Amount which you have lost previously.
These above-mentioned informations will officially enable us to carry out our verification processes and after that your compensation sum/Inheritance Funds will be Electronically wired into your designated Bank account or through a Diplomatic Delivery Service, depending on which mode you prefer.
Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment because here in this office, we have alot of listed victims to be settled.
Call me on : +234 702 768 2725
Officially Signed,
Mr Raymond Osaze
Chairman ICPC Nigeria.
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I particularly enjoy the grammatical errors in these types of spam letters. You'd think they'd take the time to proofread...
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hehe. I just keep remembering that guy that did the absurd exchange with the dude "from africa" trying to get his money from a london bank or some B.S.
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