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Never been able to do these, even with instructions.
Oh wait. Is it ground beef? Hah, kidding.
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Me neither- my eyes! they're tarded. First I try to squint, then kinda go cross-eyed, then try to go blurry. I think I see a face...then again, I always see faces in these things...
Is it:
John McCain?
Osama?
Ronald McDonald?
A horsey?
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I have never in my entire life been able to do one of these damn things.
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god, I took an entire class in optics (w/r/t artificial intelligence, not medicine) and the only way I could see these things was with the special glasses or whatever it is. I also used to be able to understand enough in lisp (don't mock me - it's a programming language) to read the code for computers to figure these things out. but yeah. no. don't care. sry.
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I don't know what the hell that is. I saw someone posed in a running motion then a lot of open books and then a lizard.Damn , my freakin' eyes burn now.
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It's a schooner!
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the boat or glass?
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From Mallrats:
Little Girl (looking at Magic Eye poster): "Wow! It's a schooner!"
Willam: "You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
Little Boy: "A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
Willam: "Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!" -
Carnivore wrote: It's a schooner!
What the fuck is a schooner?
See , now even if my poor eyes could even focus correctly to see that shit I wouldn't even know what it is.
Schooner , wtf? Boat or glass?? Pick something normal dammit!
Ok ok , I'll google it later. My show is on so I gotta jet. -
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
Classic movie! -
Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
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Carnivore wrote: From Mallrats:
Ok. So I'm either a "dumb bastard" or a "stupidhead".
Little Girl (looking at Magic Eye poster): "Wow! It's a schooner!"
Willam: "You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
Little Boy: "A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
Willam: "Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"
This is a schooner:
Runner , books , lizard.....They must have been on the schooner , taking my attention away.
How else could I have missed a big ass boat thingy magingy? :scratch: -
It's not actually a schooner. I just wanted to reference Mallrats.
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Carnivore wrote: It's not actually a schooner. I just wanted to reference Mallrats.
YOU STOP CONFUSING ME DAMMIT!
SO? It's the lizards right?
It is! :bounce: -
Nope.
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Fine! [-(
It's the books ,THE BOOKS! I know it is. -
Em26 wrote: [quote=Carnivore]It's a schooner!
What the fuck is a schooner?
It's a 15 oz glass of beer, of course. -
oooh, that's the first time i've ever been able to see a 3D image in one of these things. Yet I have absolutely no idea what it is! Are there there two hands in it?
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arches wrote: oooh, that's the first time i've ever been able to see a 3D image in one of these things. Yet I have absolutely no idea what it is! Are there there two hands in it?
Yes there are! :twisted: -
/me looks at thread title, slaps forehead
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jeffrey wrote: /me looks at thread title, slaps forehead
I think you may be missing out on a sphincter large enough to house a small schooner.
For once, I am glad I cannot see it. -
I wooked up the tricks for staring at one of these things and all I see is a shag rug and all it makes me think of is the ways in which a shag rug can become disgusting, disgusting enough to be vomitted upon. Especially when in pink. There were some dots in there.
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