Who wants to play with Oscar in Sunset Park??

Oscar, a very svelte, hip canine of the Boxer variety is looking for other overly eager pals to run around with. In return for your company, Oscar promises to spit and slobber on you (and your owner), run you ragged and send you home with mommy/daddy ready for a nap. While he'd love to do an off-leash before 9 AM on a weekend, he thinks that the park looks like a civil war re-enactment at that hour of the morning. He is open to suggestions and is not above having his mother bribe friends with sweet delicious cookies.