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Wack Peen

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  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    JAH wrote: you ladies want to see some non wack peen holla i got you :wink:
    Well, you seem so ready, willing, and (possibly) able to show us ladies a non-wack peen. And since you seem to think that wack peen is a small white penis, which it is not, I'm also going to presume you think you have a non-wack (big and black!) peen to show us. Therefore, I presume this fabulous peen of yours is actually attached to you.

    If your a chick and you want to show us a non-wack peen, thanks, but no thanks. Plenty of peen (wack and non-wack) on the internets for all of us.
  • jah
    jah
    Whatchuwant wrote:
    . And since you seem to think that wack peen is a small white penis, which it is not, I'm also going to presume you think you have a non-wack (big and black!) peen to show us.
    SIGH....so theres nothing and nobody except for white and Black huh? :roll:
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Absolutely not! I mentioned purple.... :mrgreen:
  • jah
    jah
    Whatchuwant wrote: Absolutely not! I mentioned purple.... :mrgreen:
    don't white penii turn purple?
  • MOD
    MOD
    JAH wrote:
    SIGH....so theres nothing and nobody except for white and Black huh? :roll:
    Well, that is the center of your theory on life right?
  • jah
    jah
    Mamacita wrote:
    Well, that is the center of your theory on life right?
    No actually that seems to be the theory of a large portion of this board :roll:
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    JAH wrote: [quote=Mamacita]
    Well, that is the center of your theory on life right?
    No actually that seems to be the theory of a large portion of this board :roll:

    :roll: Get a grip.
  • slimgoods
    slimgoods
    get a grip is a serious understatement, maybe you are trying to get a grip but have "wack peen" and cant *hence* you being upset & angry
  • jah
    jah
    slimgoods wrote: get a grip is a serious understatement, maybe you are trying to get a grip but have "wack peen" and cant *hence* you being upset & angry
    don't make me post pics. 2 phones or a large guinness bottle. don't test me.
    CURVED too and before you start yes I got the girth too.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    JAH wrote: [quote=slimgoods]get a grip is a serious understatement, maybe you are trying to get a grip but have "wack peen" and cant *hence* you being upset & angry
    don't make me post pics. 2 phones or a large guinness bottle. don't test me.
    CURVED too and before you start yes I got the girth too.

    Umm, fuckin' eww. =;
  • jah
    jah
    Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=JAH][quote=slimgoods]get a grip is a serious understatement, maybe you are trying to get a grip but have "wack peen" and cant *hence* you being upset & angry
    don't make me post pics. 2 phones or a large guinness bottle. don't test me.
    CURVED too and before you start yes I got the girth too.

    Umm, fuckin' eww. =;
    you are a dyke you don't count
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    JAH wrote: [quote=Whatchuwant][quote=JAH][quote=slimgoods]get a grip is a serious understatement, maybe you are trying to get a grip but have "wack peen" and cant *hence* you being upset & angry
    don't make me post pics. 2 phones or a large guinness bottle. don't test me.
    CURVED too and before you start yes I got the girth too.

    Umm, fuckin' eww. =;
    you are a dyke you don't count

    Dream on, bitch. :roll:
    My boyfriend would disagree.
  • jah
    jah
    Whatchuwant wrote:
    Dream on, bitch. :roll:
    My boyfriend would disagree.
    well then if you like shrimp dick, do you...
    i hope he can hit your g spot.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    ^^^actually, it takes rather shallow penetration to reach the G spot... I can draw you a map if you don't know the way... just sayin'...
  • daver
    daver
    WhyFi wrote: ^^^actually, it takes rather shallow penetration to reach the G spot... I can draw you a map if you don't know the way... just sayin'...
    You know, and you just made a crack about trying to be helpful, and here I find you being TRULY helpful to our poor befuddled friend.

    It REALLY warms my heart to see everyone opening up to JAH in this way. Sure, he's angry and frustrated, after reading some of this I'm sure we _all_ realize why.

    But do we poke fun? No! We pull together and offer assistance, a map even.

    This is the kind of thing that makes this community so great.

    Props.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    JAH wrote: 2 phones or a large guinness bottle. don't test me.
    CURVED too and before you start yes I got the girth too.
    Well, when you're working with 2 curved phones or a guiness bottle, the G spot, I'm sure, gets overlooked. Right, JAH?

    JAH?

    (fixed my tags, yo)
  • daver
    daver
    Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=JAH]2 phones or a large guinness bottle. don't test me.
    CURVED too and before you start yes I got the girth too.
    Well, when you're working with 2 curved phone or a guiness bottle, the G spot, I'm sure, gets overlooked. Right, JAH?
    Well, I don't want to be negative, but I do need to question the sort of girl that JAH is going out with. I mean, maybe that is a large part of the problem. I don't personally know a lot of girls that can comfortably take two phones and a large guinness bottle. And quite frankly, if I did, it would likely give me pause. First off, are we talking about, like, cell phones? Or handheld? Pay phones? It _does_ make a difference.

    I guess I can understand the large guinness bottle, but with all the Heineken talk earlier, I'm a bit worried what might be coming...
    image
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    All new wack peen:

    image
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    And he looks angry about it! :lol:
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    She's a beauty, Carn. Thanks for keeping the nightmares alive. :wink:
  • daver
    daver
    image
    The only question is as to _who_ it is pointed at...
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    yes, Carnivore's shot is every teenage boy's nightmare and dream.

    nightmare: Having ones erected tent shown to the world via internet.

    dream: going to college with babe-age .
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Here is some pretty peen for you all. It is titled "Peen" and is by the artist Yuki.


    image
  • andrewpgordon
    andrewpgordon
    [quote=Whatchuwant]Here is some pretty peen for you all. It is titled "Peen" and is by the artist Yuki.


    image


    Pretty, but might clash with my vajayjay
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Some new polterwang:

    image

    The true definition of!
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    Ahhh! Man, that's ill-fitting. Painful.
  • doctorj
    doctorj
    Whatchuwant wrote: often she grows what they describe as a polter-wang....get it?
    By the way, apparently the technical name for polterwang is Sinus pudoris.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    doctorj wrote: [quote=Whatchuwant] often she grows what they describe as a polter-wang....get it?
    By the way, apparently the technical name for polterwang is Sinus pudoris.

    Ahhhhhh, no. Close.

    Polter- as in Poltergeist- from the movie of the same name. Meaning- a ghostly other (in this instance, the Wang).

    Wang- see Penis.

    :wink:

    Thanks for playing.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    doctorj wrote: Sinus pudoris.
    Why did I click this link?!?! EEEWW!!!
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    image
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