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John Derian — Brooklynian

John Derian

Please don't laugh. I need help. I've been to Targets in 3 states NJ, PA and upstate NY. I promised the Missus that we could stop and pick up this stuff anywhere. Problem is even the yokels are buying this stuff up. Has anyone had any luck at our local Target at 8 am in getting this stuff. The fucking tray with the bird is what I need to get back inside. Anyone know when they restock? The out of town places only do it Sunday nights. Please!

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  • This thing?

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    Are you telling me that there's a demand for this that is currently outstripping the supply? Really?
  • that and the butterfly plate. I shit you not!
  • Shit, man. I don't think that there's any help for what ails you... or her, as the case may be.
  • Ugh? Really. I had to Google it to know what the hell you were talking about. I'm going to laugh, I can't help it. I didn't promise I wouldn't :-)
  • Oh, I'm sorry I'm so bourgeois. Look up the word in the dictionary and there's a picture of Park Slope for Christ's sake! #-o
  • I think its pretty. Not pretty enough to stand in front of Target til it opens but pretty enough that I'd casually check out ebay for it.
  • order it on online
    usually they have more of a selection than the store in brooklyn- which sucks!
  • Minet

    only available in stores now. Thanks though. You're right about the Brooklyn Target.
  • that also sucks.
    good luck with the search
    there is a target in queens
  • If you feel like taking the PATH train, there's a Target in Newport-Pavonia. Also the Target in Queens is pretty big, so they may have more in stock, although this looks like it would be a popular seller in Queens as well. Take the R or V to Grand Ave or Woodhaven Boulevard (it's about half way between) and walk about a quarter mile to the Target store in Queens Place (it's the round mall).
  • You know where a lotta these limited sell-outs are going, right?

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    aaaand...wheeee~!

    Darn scalpers.
  • modsquad wrote: only available in stores now.
    The Target site gives in-store availabilities. If you trust it, the bird platter is in stock in Jersey City, and "limited availability" in the Gateway Drive store in Brooklyn.
  • Modsquad, you must really love her.. :thumleft: Not only are you trying to keep your promise, but you are even willing to let the bitter, jaded and lovestarved Brooklynian posters make fun of you. =D>
  • John Derian for Target?
    er...can you pick up a few extra?

    now, if they only do one of those parts of the brain maps . . .
  • homeowner,

    I like living inside too!

    :cry::cry::cry:
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