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christmas(?) lights on washington ave — Brooklynian

christmas(?) lights on washington ave

vanilla
vanilla
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
o.k. what's up with the christmas lights flashing around what looks like an erect penis? my roommate claims the erect penis is a candle, but... what i see is an erect penis.

anyone else?

(washington btw sterling and st.johns.)
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  • emily
    emily
    I think you should get a picture of this, is what I think...
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    I agree (*pokes (hahahhaa, I said pokes) head out of window to see penis*)
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    alafairnadia wrote: I agree (*pokes (hahahhaa, I said pokes) head out of window to see penis*)
    I see no penis. we need a photo. asap.
  • vanilla
    vanilla
    alafairnadia, this might be your building. you guys are making me sound like a pervert. maybe i need glasses. :roll:
  • muteflute
    muteflute

    Subject: not for the faint of heart and on topic I swear

    man, as soon as I leave the neighborhood to pull an all-nighter at NYU, the guys down the street light up a gigantic christmas penis. it's like the snow penis at Harvard last year...or the year before...

    http://www.dazereader.com/harvardsnowpenis.htm

    haha, you thought I was KIDDING didn't you? PSYCHE!
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    vanilla wrote: alafairnadia, this might be your building. you guys are making me sound like a pervert. maybe i need glasses. :roll:
    maybe it's daveb.
  • vanilla
    vanilla
    i mean, i think it's meant to be a candle... BUT... if only i knew how to use my camera phone, GEEZ..
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    vanilla wrote: i mean, i think it's meant to be a candle... BUT... if only i knew how to use my camera phone, GEEZ..
    you can email cameraphone pix to flckr. but you're *almost* making me think i should put boots and coat back on (no, these pants with orange skulls on them aren't old navy halloween pajama pants) and capture the 'beauty' of daveb's penis art. well, it might not be daveb. it could be someone else on the block. we have some great pervs around here.
  • vanilla
    vanilla
    i would say wait until your walk home tomorrow evening, you know it will be dark before 5-6pm... so penis candle should be on with the flashing lights behind it.. i feel like it's one of those "flaws" in design wherein the designer is cracking up laughing... like, did people really buy this?

    *the penis candle is not as anatomically correct as the harvard snow sculpture*
  • vanilla
    vanilla
    btw, just went outside and the lights are off for the night... shucks!
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    vanilla wrote: btw, just went outside and the lights are off for the night... shucks!
    thank goodness i didn't get un-lazy
  • oiseau
    oiseau
    Thank goodness this house ain;t nearby!

    http://members.cox.net/transam57/lights.wmv

    Happy Holidays!
  • dan.h
    dan.h

    Subject: Re: not for the faint of heart and on topic I swear

    muteflute wrote: man, as soon as I leave the neighborhood to pull an all-nighter at NYU, the guys down the street light up a gigantic christmas penis. it's like the snow penis at Harvard last year...or the year before...

    http://www.dazereader.com/harvardsnowpenis.htm

    haha, you thought I was KIDDING didn't you? PSYCHE!
    And to think my jobs web filter blocks the category "sex". Those idiots!!!
  • stacey
    stacey
    alafairnadia wrote: I agree (*pokes (hahahhaa, I said pokes) head out of window to see penis*)
    hahaha you said head
  • bewitched
    bewitched
    Beavis meet Butt-head
    Beavis and Butt-head Do Christmas
  • stacey
    stacey
    LOL good one bewitched :lol::lol:
  • alex
    alex
    If you want to see a gigantic penis all you have to do is ask
  • dan.h
    dan.h
    classic.
  • flute
    flute
    Alex wrote: If you want to see a gigantic penis all you have to do is ask
    That's all that's required? Ok ... please ... :wink: :shock:
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    FLUTE wrote: [quote=Alex]If you want to see a gigantic penis all you have to do is ask
    That's all that's required? Ok ... please ... :wink: :shock:

    oi, toss it behind a cut, plz. thanks. (that's a pre-emptive oi)
  • candicissima
    candicissima
    alafairnadia wrote: oi, toss it behind a cut, plz. thanks. (that's a pre-emptive oi)
    Oh, better yet: save it for the Festivus party! You can hide behind the pole where no one can see! :D
  • emily
    emily
    Actually, we haven't found a Festivus pole yet...

    No further comment...
  • teddyballgame
    teddyballgame
    hilarious thread. way to bring it down to my level, alex.


    http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm



    probably a little late for that now...
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    EmilyM wrote: Actually, we haven't found a Festivus pole yet...
    they're metal, right? think there are any metal poles or anything in the refuse from that building that got ripped down? maybe a random metal pole hanging out somewhere on washington down toward bergen/dean?
  • pete_c
    pete_c
    Washington & what cross?
  • teddyballgame
    teddyballgame
    I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be specifically aluminum due to that metal's good strength to weight ratio.
  • teddyballgame
    teddyballgame
    one time in college my roommate carved a pumpkin into a penis-o-lantern, then there was a big blackout and we walked around our neighborhood using the penis-o-latern like a real lantern.

    ah yes, the male fixation with representing the penis. there are all sorts of freudian elements at work, i believe, but at a very basic level, i still think it's pretty hilarious.
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    dear dh world,

    so my trusty camera phone and I were attempting to document the 'penis' light and we spotted a candle shaped light. the bottom part of the candle is white and the top is yellow. this is in 802 washington sorta above the party store. my camera phone was kinda whining at me that it was too cold and didn't want to take the picture. I got the shaft (*snort*) with my attempt to document this awesome sight and ended up with this as evidence:

    image

    if any of you can do better, which I'm sure you can if your camera phone isn't pmsing, go forth and post candle-penis pictures.

    love,
    alafairnadia & her really-cold-and-pissed-off-camera-phone
  • candicissima
    candicissima
    That's the infamous penis lights? Pish. :roll:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Candicissima wrote: That's the infamous penis lights? Pish. :roll:
    It does look remarkably un-penis-like.
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