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Don't you feel dirty after riding the subway. — Brooklynian

Don't you feel dirty after riding the subway.

worldwide trader
worldwide trader
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff

Subject: Don't you feel dirty after riding the subway.

I usually don't take the subway, but I went out on a date with this green peace chick and we took the metro into the city. My God, I felt unclean after the ride to union square. I did convice her to take a cab back to brooklyn. I had to tell her, "waiting for the train was going to take too long" and had to promise to attend some meeting. Oh, the meeting not going and won't be seeing her again.

Now I must go scrub the fealth of the subway off of me.

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  • MOD
    MOD
    -No comment--- redacted
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    poor baby.
  • em26
    em26
    Nah , I enjoy it actually.

    Occasionally , I carry a pillow with me for sleepy time.

    If it gets too crowded and I can't lie down anymore , then I have to put one of these on:




    image


    Sooo comfortable and great for when I drool cuz it won't get all over whoever is sitting next to me.
  • doctorj
    doctorj
    Don't you feel dirty dating a Greenpeace chick?
  • worldwide trader
    worldwide trader
    Em26 wrote: Nah , I enjoy it actually.

    Occasionally , I carry a pillow with me for sleepy time.

    If it gets too crowded and I can't lie down anymore , then I have to put one of these on:




    image


    Sooo comfortable and great for when I drool cuz it won't get all over whoever is sitting next to me.
    I could so do you if that was your real pic.
  • em26
    em26
    worldwide trader wrote:


    I could so do you if that was your real pic.
    Nah , nope , sorry. I don't look anything like that.

    This is me :

    image


    Have a good night.
  • frio
    frio
    I heard it was good luck to lick your palms after you exit the Union sq. station. Just a heads up for next time.
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    Frio wrote: I heard it was good luck to lick your palms after you exit the Union sq. station. Just a heads up for next time.
    Is that before or after you high five the side of the train car? Ya know, like spit brothers or something.
  • underhill_mt
    underhill_mt
    Frio wrote: I heard it was good luck to lick your palms after you exit the Union sq. station. Just a heads up for next time.
    Yes. YES! Worldwide should totally do that. It's what all the cool kids are doing...
  • bohuma
    bohuma
    I usually feel dirtier after I get out of a yellow cab than out of the subway.
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    bohuma wrote: I usually feel dirtier after I get out of a yellow cab than out of the subway.
    Monday morning cabs are the best. There's that left over vomit that gives your boots a nice, deep conditioning. It makes them weather resistant, you know.
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