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thanks for the answers :). — Brooklynian

thanks for the answers :).

armchair_warrior
armchair_warrior
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
thanks guys :), now i got my inquiry answer hehe don't want people to google this :p. if they saw it hehe. being paranoid. don't want them to destroy apt if they saw this.

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  • em26
    em26
    You : I'm not renewing your lease , sorry. [-(

    Them : Why? :sad:

    You : I don't mind people painting the apartment that they are renting , but I don't like that you want to paint it.

    Them : We don't understand.... :scratch:

    You : I wasn't done talking , bitches , there's more. Like , you guys left roof hatch open all the time in the summer, and didn't bother to close it even during the days it was raining!

    Them : We're sorry. We didn't mean to. If you noticed we did it so often , why didn't you tell us to make sure we remember to keep it closed?

    You : Whatever. (talk to the hand)
    You also complain about it being cold and you take my material (<-- :-k ) and you shut off the heater in the hallway. You were so annoying in the winter time and I don't want to deal with your shit anymore.

    Them : But we love it here! We promise we'll learn from our mistakes. Thank you for telling us what problems you had with us. We'll make sure not to do the things that upset you anymore.We don't want to have to look for another place to live. We like it here.

    You : I don't care , I'm gonna try my luck with some new tenants who might turn out to be worse than you fuckers.

    Them : You suck! We'll make sure to paint that whole apartment doo doo brown ,mustard yellow , and Barney purple before we go. We're outta here. :x

    You : :?

    The End.
  • flux
    flux
    Why in the world would you look for a way to be NICE about it?! They were far from nice or considerate!

    I would tell them point blank that I don't plan on renewing their lease and walk away. Just make sure they don't mess up the place before leaving! Hold on to the security deposit till the day they drop off the keys.
  • bohuma
    bohuma
    Exactly two months before the lease expires (or maybe a few days earlier), send a certified letter stating that you are not offering a renewal lease and that they are to vacate the apartment on or before the last day of the lease term. Do not give a reason, that just opens a can of worms. If they start asking questions, the only response you should give is that you want the apartment vacated by the end of the lease term. On the day they move out, inspect the apartment with them, if there is no damage, immediately hand over a cashier's check for their security deposit, or send it via certified mail that day.


    Dear Tenant,

    RE: Notice of non-renewal of residential lease.

    This letter is sent to advise you that you are not being offered a renewal lease when your lease expires on Month XX, 2009. Please vacate the apartment by that date. Your security deposit will be returned after a satisfactory inspection of the vacant apartment.

    Your sincerely,

    Landlord
  • ph_dreamin
    ph_dreamin
    Ditto what Bohuma said, or you can just leave very scary-movie like messages on their VM saying "Get Outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Just have Flexi "think" them out. She's amazing!
  • modsquad
    modsquad
    We're supposed to presume that since the hallway therm. is turned up to 78 or 80 that these people are being unreasonable? The hallway is the last place to put the thermostat. The more you insulate the hatch or whatever the warmer the hallway and the colder the apartment. Also there is a accumulative effect as the heating season continues which will make the hallway even warmer over the winter. The fact that you are setting it so high says, to me, you know already the hallway is the first place to heat up and the last place to cool down. I also suspect your tenant is on the top floor (the roof hatch open), another heat loss area (being on the top floor). Do they also have some small skylites? Sounds like you're running this building on the cheap. Any decent LL would have a Heat Timer installed. It has an outdoor "weatherhead" that takes all weather factors into account. It'll cost you about 3K to 5K.
    Oh, to answer your question, tell them now Friendly like, you're doing them a favor, send them cert. letters when appropriate. Tell them anything you want for a reason, transgender uncle needs a place to recuperate from the defeat of prop 8 in CA.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    normally i would say you are right modsquad, but they left windows open , while i was there looking at their apartment to see if there was enough heat going up into their unit.

    thanks guys.

    hehe and flexi if you are ever into the muscle business ;) i would know how to hire hehe.


    i more reasons why, just being paranoid now. my friend told me if this tenant googles this etc... and reads it they could destroy the apt.
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