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dapearl9 wrote: I'm all for a Brooklynian meet and greet at Franklin Park, sexual or nonsexual, gaggle or non-gaggle, single and attached. I'm disappointed I still don't really know people around CH. Maybe even Friday since there's a film shoot at my apartment that night that I want nothing to do with. Pro-tip: don't open your apartment up to any kind of video or film shoot. Fortunately my roommate is taking care of it.
Translation = I am far too lazy to fill out the application and am hoping to get by on my nubile 24-year old body and avoid having to provide a note from my doctor. -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carmen]this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.
Shall I send you my "Gaggle of House Boys" application to send out for yourself?
Damn, Ana, you may need to send that application out to a printer. ...but sure, feel free to post it here. -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carmen]this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.
Shall I send you my "Gaggle of House Boys" application to send out for yourself?
Actually, if you could handle the screening process that would be great. All this "dating" is too much time. I've got a busy job atm so if you could just find me someone adorable, sweet, good in bed, between the ages of 25-35, employed and willing to leave early in the morning so I can work, that would be great.
And I wonder why I have bad luck. Le sigh. I need lower standards. -
Mamacita wrote: No worries Whynot, me and Em are taken anyways. It just happens to be my cabana boy has been doing all the housework lately, so I'm set. Too bad he's not rich though.... :-k
Are you saying we shouldn't be expecting you to post a photo to see who wants you as their housewife?
This thread is losing its edge.
Shake, good summary. -
Carmen wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=Carmen]this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.
Shall I send you my "Gaggle of House Boys" application to send out for yourself?
Actually, if you could handle the screening process that would be great. All this "dating" is too much time. I've got a busy job atm so if you could just find me someone adorable, sweet, good in bed, between the ages of 25-35, employed and willing to leave early in the morning so I can work, that would be great.
And I wonder why I have bad luck. Le sigh. I need lower standards.
Ooh! Okay. Deal. -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=dapearl9]I'm all for a Brooklynian meet and greet at Franklin Park, sexual or nonsexual, gaggle or non-gaggle, single and attached. I'm disappointed I still don't really know people around CH. Maybe even Friday since there's a film shoot at my apartment that night that I want nothing to do with. Pro-tip: don't open your apartment up to any kind of video or film shoot. Fortunately my roommate is taking care of it.
Translation = I am far too lazy to fill out the application and am hoping to get by on my nubile 24-year old body and avoid having to provide a note from my doctor.
"Women are always looking for a reason to have sex. Men just look for a place" -Billy Crystal in City Slickers. -
whynot_31 wrote: "Women are always looking for a reason to have sex. Men just look for a place" -Billy Crystal in City Slickers.
Didn't someone mention the arches at GAP earlier... -
I'm just trying to move things along. Ms. Beaverhausen keeps finding more excuses, and Sneaky has got needs that clearly need to be met.
The rest of us are so bored that we have made over 120 posts in record time ...we've got needs too, they are just different. -
i'm that bored and that celibate. Life is very sad for me. and I'm not even beaten with the ugly stick, some of you can attest to that. Whats the deal with this city?
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Carmen wrote: i'm that bored and that celibate. Life is very sad for me. and I'm not even beaten with the ugly stick, some of you can attest to that. Whats the deal with this city?
you want Sneaky? -
Carmen wrote: i'm that bored and that celibate. Life is very sad for me. and I'm not even beaten with the ugly stick, some of you can attest to that. Whats the deal with this city?
On a non-serious note: Ana will vet out the losers for you.
On a serious note: This city is documented as being brutal. -
whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Carmen]i'm that bored and that celibate. Life is very sad for me. and I'm not even beaten with the ugly stick, some of you can attest to that. Whats the deal with this city?
On a non-serious note: Ana will vet out the losers for you.
On a serious note: This city is documented as being brutal.
To be fair, I actually generally do ok dating but working at home+ living alone+ long hours+ all my female friends being newly single and having no boyfriends-friends to hook me up with+ LIVING IN GODDAMN PARK SLOPE WHERE I AM THE YOUNGEST PERSON WITHIN 30 BLOCKS = bad luck. When I worked in an office these things were much easier. -
Well Carmen, from a guys perspective I find that I'm luckiest when I'm not looking for anyone and have the worst luck when I'm out looking for someone, whether just to hook up or for dating. One of those nice little, counter-intuitive things about life I guess.
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Carmen wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Carmen]i'm that bored and that celibate. Life is very sad for me. and I'm not even beaten with the ugly stick, some of you can attest to that. Whats the deal with this city?
On a non-serious note: Ana will vet out the losers for you.
On a serious note: This city is documented as being brutal.
To be fair, I actually generally do ok dating but working at home+ living alone+ long hours+ all my female friends being newly single and having no boyfriends-friends to hook me up with+ LIVING IN GODDAMN PARK SLOPE WHERE I AM THE YOUNGEST PERSON WITHIN 30 BLOCKS = bad luck. When I worked in an office these things were much easier.
perhaps a thread on "not hooking up"? ...maybe PM dapearl, and let us know how it goes? -
A testament to the powers of Brooklynian:
My man and I met through here...and there are others. Do not underestimate. The man/woman of your dreams may be posting as we write....
:cheers:
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Carmen wrote: this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.
I don't normally do this but I hate to see a fellow Brooklynian depressed, with that said I will bed you. Just let me know when. -
shake wrote: [quote=Carmen]this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.
I don't normally do this but I hate to see a fellow Brooklynian depressed, with that said I will bed you. Just let me know when.
You are a prince amoung men. -
The Pity fuck was a funny comment!!! I am not desperate just have a healthy Libido, if i go without threading the needle for a couple of weeks it can get frustrating. And from what i am reading here the girls are getting way less sex than i am. I say what i think, i bet you girls are walking around horny all the time and do not want to admit it!!
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Shake, that was damn funny! "Love thy neighbor" eh *snort*
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sneakyonstmarks wrote: i bet you girls are walking around horny all the time and do not want to admit it!!
I think we did admit it! -
I agree with Whynot. Carmen and Dapearl , ya'll go on a date on Friday Nov. 21st at Beast (Time hasn't been decided yet) , and we'll all be there for support.
Anastasia and Sneaky........... -
Em26 wrote: I agree with Whynot. Carmen and Dapearl , ya'll go on a date on Friday Nov. 21st at Beast (Time hasn't been decided yet) , and we'll all be there for support.
Why do I get stuck with the old one??
Anastasia and Sneaky........... -
Wut I am not going on a blind date with anyone to the chicklynian girls night. Recipe for disasssttteerrrrrrrrrr.
freals. -
Carmen wrote: Wut I am not going on a blind date with anyone to the chicklynian girls night. Recipe for disasssttteerrrrrrrrrr.
you still gotta go though!
freals. -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carmen]Wut I am not going on a blind date with anyone to the chicklynian girls night. Recipe for disasssttteerrrrrrrrrr.
you still gotta go though!
freals.
i may actually be in california for work, i'll have to wait and see. -
come on Carmen, give love a chance
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Carmen wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen][quote=Carmen]Wut I am not going on a blind date with anyone to the chicklynian girls night. Recipe for disasssttteerrrrrrrrrr.
you still gotta go though!
freals.
i may actually be in california for work, i'll have to wait and see.
Anastasia has found endless excuses to not show up at the Arch on Friday, yet dares give advice to Carmen about how she should hook-up with dapearl!
How dare Ana give advice!?
Dapearl waits for Carmen ....he even used the L word. He's looking for a relationship.... -
Well we are on a message board perhaps ya'll need to start with some internet sex first? :pig: :geek:
Get on ichat people! -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Em26]I agree with Whynot. Carmen and Dapearl , ya'll go on a date on Friday Nov. 21st at Beast (Time hasn't been decided yet) , and we'll all be there for support.
Why do I get stuck with the old one??
Anastasia and Sneaky...........
Ana, you put too many requirements on the deal. Dapearl knows his nubile body is in demand, and doesn't seem afraid to lose you for an offer with fewer strings attached.
Shake also seems more interested in Carmen, and swears his motives are altruist. You gotta love a guy who states his motives up front!
...Ana, you should hook-up with Sneaky before he moves on as well. -
I'm willing to let Dapearl go. Sneaky can't even ask properly.
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