Children at the Gate on Saturday night

You, sir, will never get to feel the warm gush of pee-pee against your leg. Not on purpose, anyway.

caaahyoko wrote: This thread's theme song

Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On - Funkadelic

Hey lady won't you be my dog
And I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me

Never do you no harm
Other than pee in your afro

Awesome !

i was gonna suggest that ole rod stewart tune

urine my heart,
urine my soul

but

:arrow: funkadelic wins by default. 8)

suggest you pour your own celebratory champagne just to be safe though.

apologies to OP -
its all just a stream of consciousness thing.
and ive always been something of a wiz kid.
you see, well, one time at band camp ...

Are you kidding? She bet me 50 bucks I couldn't get you to WANT me to pee on you. Mrs. Garfunky, I accept paypal.