Status of people here on this board

I'm so confused.

Duke of Flatbush wrote:

I'm so confused

Perhaps this will clear things up:

Ninjas v. Pirates

ahh. it all makes sense. I'm a ninja. which really means that I'm a pirate because if I were a ninja, I wouldn't admit it, or be seen as one, or anything like that. and rats are tasty.

you know, not to digress or anything (I would NEVER do that), these ninja websites are killing me. they're reminding me of a more naive internet, when people created webpages for fun, not profit or branding. which made me think of:

http://www.peepresearch.org/

of course, they eventually got vaguely famous, but it all started with a couple of jackasses and a bunch of peeps.

and I'm really glad I found that site, because I had been playing dope wars waiting for my lunch and some woman totally interrupted me just as I was in a shootout with the cops. so unfair.