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Ok Park Slopers, which one of you has been cockfighting? - Page 2 — Brooklynian

Ok Park Slopers, which one of you has been cockfighting?

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  • hamilton
    hamilton
    sarah palin called and wants her turkey leg back.
  • raw
    raw
    WTH is this...John Schlesinger's film Day of the Locust?

    On a similar topic, I just heard that our commercial turkeys are now raised in farms to be so huge that the turkeys can't mate with each other -- that human workers have to yank semen out of one bird and throw it into another bird. WTF???

    Yeah -- the Thanksgiving turkey you just ate was probably a menage a trios tube baby product with two bird parents and one human parent. Pass me the barf bag, Rockergirl77!
  • rockergirl77
    rockergirl77
    raw wrote: WTH is this...John Schlesinger's film Day of the Locust?

    On a similar topic, I just heard that our commercial turkeys are now raised in farms to be so huge that the turkeys can't mate with each other -- that human workers have to yank semen out of one bird and throw it into another bird. WTF???

    Yeah -- the Thanksgiving turkey you just ate was probably a menage a trios tube baby product with two bird parents and one human parent. Pass me the barf bag, Rockergirl77!
    So wait, there are people who's job it is to jerk-off turkeys? Woa!
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    Do they get paid by the stroke.
  • booklaw
    booklaw
    Next Thanksgiving I will give thanks that I don't work at a turkey farm! :P
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    did you mean a jerkey farm.
  • booklaw
    booklaw
    that works too!
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