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Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread - Page 518 — Brooklynian

Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

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  • Nite Dan ...have a good week
  • Patsy - My wife is desperate enough.
    I don't need to watch more on TV :cyclopsani:
  • Hi Geri - I think you did say hello.

    Hi Joe - How are you? How was your weekend?

    Goodnight Dan
  • Hey Joe ....
  • Patsy - I only had one massage in my life. Isn't that sad...
  • yeah me too! ....9 months later
  • GERI, THIS ONLY MY 4TH OR 5TH. THEY ARE PRETTY EXPENSIVE.


    DAN, YOU ARE TOOOO FUNNY.

    JUDY LOVE THE PICTURE OF THE FIREMAN.. THANX, :)
  • HI. MY BRO JOE :) how r u ?
  • Suzie - You are a pisser.... Me too.... lol
  • Geri right ...Ill pass on the massages ...I had 3 massages and 3 kids ....lol
  • Terry - Please let me know about the Santa tapes....
  • SUZIE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD. MY HUSBAND IS READY TO COMMIT ME : HE'S LIKE WHAT R U LAUGHING AT, AND I REPLY, JUST SUZIE AND HER POSTINGS. :)
  • Thats what happened... I had 1 massage & one kid. How funny is that. Hey Patsy do you have 5 kids... lol
  • GERI, PLEASE I WAS BLESSED WITH 3, THANK YOU, GOD, BUT I'M DONE :)
  • I think at this age my insides are rusted....... They still work but they squeek an awful lot... lol
  • I think it is called a lube job.....
  • maybe when Im totally over change of life ...a Man can once again give me a back massage ....as of now its just me and the hippo...lol

    imageglitter-graphics.com

    whatever that thing is ....
  • U GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY BUT THERE WILL NOT BE 9 MONTHS LATER . LOL
    I MORE LIKE THE PACEMAKER STORY JUDY TOLD
  • lmao........
  • SUZIE, TOO FUNNY. IT IS A RHINOCEROS LOL :)
  • That little Hippo looks like me walking.....
  • OOPS..... Posted twice.....
  • STOP IM PEEING. I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE AMAZING RACE, BLOG AND BACK AND FORTH WITH FRANNY ON EMAIL ABOUT THE AMAZING RACE.
  • Geri ...they say olive oil is great for you ...Ive been using this one ...but since the oil prices sky rocketed ....Im back on mazzolla
  • Oh Shit, Patsy you are right.... It is not a hippo... lmao
  • Patsy same shit !!
  • SUZIE, I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT. I'LL PASS LOL

    OK, D.H. IS COMING ON, CATCH UP WITH YOU ALL, LATER :)
  • THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
    few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
    'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
    breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,
    although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man

    On that note I will say goodnight......talk to you all tomorrow.
  • Suzie, I only use olive oil when I am with an Italian... Motor oil is good for my Irish, German lover.... lol (only kidding folks...)
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