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WHO MADE ME CRABBY? — Brooklynian

WHO MADE ME CRABBY?

I most certainly do NOT have crabs, nor any other communicable disease. And I am always smiling and laughing, so I'm not cranky either. So whoever designated me as such, please won't you name me something more true?

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  • You can change it yourself in your profile. Make sure you call yourself something clever, though.
  • uh huh and whoever changed it in the first place (show yourself, Carni!) can just change it back to something meaner!
  • um... i do believe it changes automatically each time you hit a certain number of posts. if you recently hit 500 posts, that would most likely explain it.
  • but we don't want to ruin a good conspiracy theory. ...and I'm sure you'd look good in a tin foil hat.
  • whoops. sorry

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  • Everyone should blame Carny! He's ebil!! Just ask Em.
  • U could change it to "The native who on longer has crabs."
  • scarlett wrote: WHO MADE ME CRABBY?
    You've always been crabby. Get over it , bitch.

    Mamacita wrote: Everyone should blame Carny! He's ebil!! Just ask Em.
    I agree. Blame him. Blame him for everything.

    Bad weather? Most likely because of Carnivore.

    Parking ticket? Carnivore.

    Ya stepped in dog doo today?? It was Carnivore.

    Eye pain/headaches/runny nose/foot fungus? Carnivore Carnivore Carnivore CARNIVORE!!
  • Haven't seen as much bacon today as you'd like?

    DEFINITELY NOT CARNIVORE!

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    Blame Em.
  • OOoh yeah??

    Carnivore plays with dolls , everyone.

    Everyone , Carnivore , he plays with dolls!!


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  • nope, there is no way Carnie could handle the challenge.
  • I cannot change it to I no longer have crabs - that would imply that I once had crabs! I am much better at responsive snarkiness than long term title making.

    And Shish, I believe it would have changed to just Native, not Crabby Native.

    Ugh someone suggest a title? And Ian, give me one of your special pics.
  • whoa... **rethinking my game plan for tonights shin dig in light of this new info


    *rolls eyes*
  • How about Native Crustacean?
  • unkosher native?
  • Crabby?

    In all the years I lived in Brooklyn, we never used that term. By contrast, it remains in popular use here in Minnesota.

    Dunno why ...
  • Crabby?

    In all the years I lived in Brooklyn, we never used that term. By contrast, it remains in popular use here in Minnesota.

    Dunno why ...
  • That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

    On second thought, now I see a bunch of other sad people who are crabby natives. Guess the incest finally got the best of brooklynian.
  • That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

    On second thought, now I see a bunch of other sad people who are crabby natives. Guess the incest finally got the best of brooklynian.
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