Dead Squirrel in My Yard

Squirrel pot pie.



(kidding!)

Flexi, save it for the gift exchange!

http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=47732

Subject: Re: Dead Squirrel in My Yard

Flexichick wrote: ick. today I found a dead squirrel in my yard under my bicycle cover. he looks like he just fell asleep there.

my garbage men won't come for another week.

i'm skeeved to pick him up/shovel him into something and don't know where/how to dispose of him.

any ideas?

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I know a couple of guys from Bensonhurst ,who will stop by late at night and dispose of your problem.

sorry about the duplication, but I had to mention the both of them. you know had delicate those guys are.

You have a yard??? When am I coming over?

That's actually nicer than some of the stuff in my back yard.

metalnyc wrote: Squirrel Melts!!!!



(some parts of this country scare me)

I hunted with the Hadzabe in Africa in January. I was a bit scared as they seemed unfriendly and I was told they had poisoned arrows which would kill me if I got poked by them. Anyway, I wasn't able to get my jetlagged butt out of bed early enough for us to hunt for baboon. Instead, the only animal not hiding out from the hot sun at 8:30am was squirrels. They caught two (in only 2 arrow shots out of tall trees) and offered the squirrel for eating to me first. Fearful of an international incident if I declined their honorable offer, I made a joke hoping they would forgive, "Thank you, but I became a vegetarian this morning." Thankfully, they laughed.


[I almost posted a URL to a photo of one of the squirrels on the campfire - which they made in 30 seconds by rubbing sticks together and blowing on the spark - but figured I would get attacked by all the pansies here accusing me of participating in "squirrel murder"...][/img]

Squirrel is GONE!

I "rented a boyfriend" from a friend and, voila, no more squirrel. I didn't even have to watch. Stella, of course, watched it all

Mamacita wrote: Ah, used the BigG squirrel scooper huh?
Tell him stop by my place too, with a 6-pack for Papi.

He told me he's stopping at the store to buy some lentils for the soup

http://www.astray.com/recipes/?show=Squirrel%20soup

you are an evil, evil man

Subject: confused...

I'm just reading this after the fact (and I really like squirrels) so why not just bury the squirrel? He or she belonged to the neighborhood too? I think we have to stop thinking of our territory as only belonging to humans. My two cents.

I'd go with something more practical.



You know. For the kids room.

rtraindweller wrote: Could just called good ol Cousin Eddie, he used to eat those goddamn things.

not anymore, he found out they are high in cholesterol.

bluemagoo wrote: I guess putting the body in a couple of black plastic bags and making sure the bags are closed tight and then putting it out with the trash is not an option?

It's a very good option and is what happened, except the bags were white and I didn't do the bagging :-)