Happy New Year to All

Yay!

If you drink, don't _sleep with the guy your friends say has a "great personality."
If you drive, don't_spill your beer all over your lap.

Don't drink and drive.

Don't drink and ride your damn bikes either!!!

Just don't drink at all , how about that?!

Mad Libs!!



If you drink, don't pee in the street or Ana will beat you.
If you drive, don't double park in a residential area so no one can pass you and cause a huge honking horn fest on my block!

If you drink don't drink fruity drinks - you are most likely to die of an overdose of syrup before you actually get drunk.

If you drive don't drive up the price of alcohol with your stupid recession, I will no longer be able to get drunk.

If you drink - don't forget to have another after someone'e said "i think you've had too much"
If you drive - don't waste your mornings moving it for street cleaning. Sell it, get a bike, blow the rest on booze.

Happy new year!