The so called Presidedent elect
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama... when you don't know shit?"
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama... when you don't know shit?"
Comments
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you are full of winning posts
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I haven't seen a single decent thing you have posted yet. Post some fiyah and THEN talk shit. Yes you are an asshole.
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You should check my posts. I promise, I deliver quality.
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Carmen wrote: You should check my posts. I promise, I deliver quality.
check again.
http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/search.php?search_author=Carmen -
Quit bickering, you two.
Cafeaulait, may I suggest joining the "Guess Who's Going to Post Next" thread and posting your jokes there rather than starting a new thread for each one? -
this is the only joke i posted. i don't know you people well enough to guess who is going to post next.
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oh carnivore, always bringing the peace.
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Carmen wrote: oh carnivore, always bringing the peace.
Unless french fries are at stake. Then the war is ON! -
who says "Negro" anymore?
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vidro3 wrote: who says "Negro" anymore?
A contender for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/26/rnc.obama.satire/ -
Carnivore wrote: [quote=vidro3]who says "Negro" anymore?
A contender for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/26/rnc.obama.satire/
and the asshole in the joke and the motherscunts who made that stupid song -
hahahahahahah straight comedy ... i must say carmen has a few gems up her sleeve
ahaahahha @ cafe ^^^^^^ -
Carnivore wrote: [quote=vidro3]who says "Negro" anymore?
A contender for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/26/rnc.obama.satire/
No, it came from a Liberal:
Obama the 'Magic Negro'
The Illinois senator lends himself to white America's idealized, less-than-real black man.
By David Ehrenstein, L.A.-based DAVID EHRENSTEIN writes about Hollywood and politics.
March 19, 2007
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-ehrenstein19mar19,0,5335087.story?coll=la-opinion-center -
eggcream wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=vidro3]who says "Negro" anymore?
A contender for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/26/rnc.obama.satire/
No, it came from a Liberal:
Obama the 'Magic Negro'
The Illinois senator lends himself to white America's idealized, less-than-real black man.
By David Ehrenstein, L.A.-based DAVID EHRENSTEIN writes about Hollywood and politics.
March 19, 2007
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-ehrenstein19mar19,0,5335087.story?coll=la-opinion-center
http://fablog.ehrensteinland.com/2008/12/27/here-come-those-tired-old-tits-again-2/
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