Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

Some funny quotes.

WHY WHY WHY

Why do we press harder on a rmote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And the best.....

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends---if they're okay, then it's you.......

HI EVERY BODY.........

HI JANET,PATSY,TERRY,DEBBIE,JUDY......WELCOME BACK GERI....

PATSY.....DID YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH JOE ORLANDO?

JANET....I WANT CHICKEN CONDON BLEU....NOW

NOT YET, JOE. BUSY AT WORK. SOME OF US DO WORK LOL

PATSY...I'M WORKING AS WE SPEAK.....HA HA HA

hi janet patsy terry debbie joe and all

boy have you guy been busy., and you are right janet
that is kate from plus eight., wonder what that was about.
ohhhh and of course suzie would not forget the bomb. lol lol
janet when i click on photobucket my picutre will not come up
only the site to click on ., what happend i used to get the picture

THAT IS SO FUNNY MY FRIENDS HUSBAND CALLS ME SPIKE FOR I DONT KNOW HOW MANY YEARS I SHOULD HAVE USED THAT AS MY NAME INSTEAD OF T BONE BUT MIKE ALWAYS CALLS ME TBONE I GUESS CAUSE HE IS ALEAYS THINKING ABOUT FOOD...LOL

YOU SURE THAT'S THE REASON WHY....TERRY?

PHOTOBUCKET I MEAN AND DID U GO TO MY ALBUMS

I KNEW U WERE GOING O SAY THAT JOE AS I WAS WRITING IT LOL

i think we all put on a few pounds doya think it could
be from us sitting here typing and bull shiting and eating
while we do it ., just a guess have to blame it on somthing
i started walking again .,

WOW....TERRY,I'M GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE

yes terry i am registered dont know why it started
doing that