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Help with Dog Pooper: Suggestions? — Brooklynian

Help with Dog Pooper: Suggestions?

be nice
be nice
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
For the last few months my boyfriend and I have noticed a crap load of dog shit on the street and curb in front of our apartment (brownstone). It is there all the time. The only time it gets picked up is by the street sweeping machine.
Today I finally caught the SOB. He lives across the street! I watched his dog in mid squat leave his package and the two of them went right back home.
We are looking for revenge/deterrent ideas? The obvious crap in a bag, left on his doorstep comes to mind; thoughtful notes posted to his door come to mind but we thought we could get some good suggestions here?

Please help with your ideas.

Comments

  • vidro3
    vidro3
    sic Obamanut on him.

    You could just tell him to pick his dog's shit up. being direct is usually the best first step.
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    take a photo and post it outside his building.

    Video it and have the police give him a summons.

    just ask him to abide by the law and pick up his pets droppings.

    take a dump on his stoop.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Grab the poop and smear it on his front door and knob.
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    you sound like Bobby Sands
  • ras
    ras
    I'm totally digging the idea about posting his picture. Preferably him + dog + steaming pile of shit taped up in front of his house, plus in front of your house where he brings his dog.

    Mama's idea is pretty funny too, but I'm guessing he lives in a bldg, and then that's not cool for the other tenants. However, if it's a private house, smear on!
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    collect it and create a Madonna in Dog Dung, the Brooklyn Museum would more then likely buy it.
  • modsquad
    modsquad
    does he have a car? Need I say more?
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    or a stroller
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    or get his dry cleaning delivered and hung outside his door?
  • ap
    ap
    can you collect it and drop it on his head from your window? or a water balloon filled with pee?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    carnivore, where is that sling shot link?
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    the most logical thing to do, is find out if there is a Block Assoc. on your block, if so, let them approach him.

    If not, do all of the above.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Flexichick wrote: or a water balloon filled with pee?
    I'm not sure if we should be happy about this or not, but that was exactly what I was thinking too LOL!

    We are all kids at heart.
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    please advise what street we're talking about, i don't want to get caught in the middle of a dog shit and balloons filled with urine tossing war.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Hamilton wrote: please advise what street we're talking about, i don't want to get caught in the middle of a dog shit and balloons filled with urine tossing war.
    HA!! Damn me too! :lol:
  • doublediamond
    doublediamond
    Hamilton wrote: the most logical thing to do, is find out if there is a Block Assoc. on your block, if so, let them approach him.
    This. And, just approach the guy. You don't have to escalate it and fight with him, but let him know you know, you've seen him and that he can't do that.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    offer him a plastic bag.

    offer to tie a bag of plastic bags where his dog poops.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    This pisses me off. It gives us responsible dog owners a bad name.
  • arlette
    arlette
    I like Flexi's suggestion. Make it a couple of bags on the head or a couple of water balloons.
  • hamilton
    hamilton
    whynot_31 wrote: offer him a plastic bag.

    offer to tie a bag of plastic bags where his dog poops.


    Under his tail?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    when you see him walking his dog, and hit dog squats....

    offer the owner a plastic bag. Pull one from your pocket. If he declines, there isn't much more you can do (don't fight with fools)

    or, let the owner know that you'll leave bags here "at his dogs favorite spot" for him.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    OR - it's a bit of an expense - maybe buy him one of those bone shaped bag holders and a refill for it. I know, you really shouldn't have to go out of your way to get this idiot to comply with the law, but it make smooth things over and/or be a good way to get him to do what he's supposed to do.
  • be nice
    be nice
    thanks for all the suggestions!

    spoke with my landlord and we have a plan in place...

    ill post an update once we have some results.

    BTW-> its a brownstone block which makes it worse in my mind. supposed to be more neighborly right?
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