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UnReal World 2.0! - Page 2 — Brooklynian

UnReal World 2.0!

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  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Because I lost the keys to my apt. and had to call a locksmith in to punch the cylinder.
    She paid someone to punch her cylinder. Is no one really going to touch that?
  • Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Because I lost the keys to my apt. and had to call a locksmith in to punch the cylinder.
    She paid someone to punch her cylinder. Is no one really going to touch that?

    obviously not, that's why she had to pay for it.
  • Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Because I lost the keys to my apt. and had to call a locksmith in to punch the cylinder.
    She paid someone to punch her cylinder. Is no one really going to touch that?

    Mougar, most people do not have to pay for sex. Your situation is unique.

    (and to think for a while I had grown tired of harassing Mougar. What was I thinking?)
  • Tables have turned brother man.
  • I paid to get my cylinder punched but didn't pay to have my pipes snaked. Wink, wink.
  • whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Because I lost the keys to my apt. and had to call a locksmith in to punch the cylinder.
    She paid someone to punch her cylinder. Is no one really going to touch that?

    Mougar, most people do not have to pay for sex. Your situation is unique.

    (and to think for a while I had grown tired of harassing Mougar. What was I thinking?)
    It wasn't exactly payment, but Beaver did have to get me quite liquored up before I reached for her "alabastar orbs of joy".
  • I didn't buy the Jagr shots this time, little man. Not this time.
  • Okay, I need a list of who's coming so I can send my info. Mougar! Make list now.
  • I'm not sure why had to be liquored up, or why you insisted upon payment.... but glad you got some.

    ...did you swipe her keys during this activity?
  • Mougar
    Voodoo
    scarlett
    whynot (+1?)
    Mamacita (+1?)
    Carmen + E
    Em ?
  • Yes +1 for me
  • I don't think Scarlett is coming. It's top chef night.
  • Ahem, I never said I was coming!!!!!!!!!!
  • just whynot (no plus one).

    Mrs. Whynot will endure 3.0, but not 2.0.
  • I might be coming.
  • Yo , what time should we start showing up?
  • 9-9:30ish. Bring food. I will have none for your moochers. Em - diet or regular soda?
  • Shiiiiiiit.

    9-9:30? Damn.

    I'd only be able to stay not even an hour.

    My curfew sucks.

    I'll have a talk with my husband tonite and see what's up. Maybe he'll give in.

    Don't buy me pop , thanks pookie , I'll bring with me. :)
  • Em wants to come so she can see me grovel in person.
  • whynot_31 wrote: Em wants to come so she can see me grovel in person.
    Nah , I'll be sitting on the sideline giving you dirty looks.
  • cool, you are a good person.

    I mean awesome.
  • Curfew?? You TELL him you're going out. End of.
  • whynot_31 wrote: cool, you are a good person.

    I mean awesome.
    Damn , you just messed up.

    Whynot , I would have forgiven you yesterday but you kept messing with me.

    And now you went and did it again. [-X
  • Em26 wrote: [quote=whynot_31]cool, you are a good person.

    I mean awesome.
    Damn , you just messed up.

    Whynot , I would have forgiven you yesterday but you kept messing with me.

    And now you went and did it again. [-X

    ...me? Mess with you? Never.

    You are too good of a person for me to mess with you.
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Curfew?? You TELL him you're going out. End of.
    I did tell him I was going to your place.

    I already know what time I should be home.

    He worries. It's normal. If anything happens to me he's dead.
  • whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Em26][quote=whynot_31]cool, you are a good person.

    I mean awesome.
    Damn , you just messed up.

    Whynot , I would have forgiven you yesterday but you kept messing with me.

    And now you went and did it again. [-X

    ...me? Mess with you? Never.

    You are too good of a person for me to mess with you.

    Wait, I meant to say "too awesome of a person" for me to mess with you.
  • whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Em26][quote=whynot_31]cool, you are a good person.

    I mean awesome.
    Damn , you just messed up.

    Whynot , I would have forgiven you yesterday but you kept messing with me.

    And now you went and did it again. [-X

    ...me? Mess with you? Never.

    You are too good of a person for me to mess with you.

    Ok. Keep digging that hole. Soon I won't be able to see you.

    I'm very good at ignoring.
  • So, right now would not be the time for me to mention that thing about what Carnie did to Spongebob.

    ...one of my favorite posts of all time.

    Ok, i'll make sure not to type about that. She would not like that.

    I should instead tell her that she is awesome.
    EM is awesome. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/awesome

    ...must get on EM's good side again.
    whoops, must get on EM's awesome side again.
  • oh no, I'm being ignored!

    There is nothing worse than being a bored attention whore at midnight who is ignored.

    (trust me).
  • whynot_31 wrote: oh no, I'm being ignored!

    There is nothing worse than being a bored attention whore at midnight who is ignored.

    (trust me).
    You and me both, brother. You and me. And Mougar.
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