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  • Obamanut wrote: [quote=xlizellx]

    ...I think that's how NYC works. People come and go. There is always a change in people or else there would be nothing special about New York City - it would just be people living. No ebb and flow of people coming and going.

    “One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years” -- Thomas Wolfe

    Just because some people weren't born here, don't hold that against us. We didn't get to choose that -- we DID get to choose to move here.
    Right, "people come and go," that's why when I grew up here, almost everyone that was here was FROM here.. EVERYONE. Either that, or they were from ANOTHER COUNTRY, i.e. an immigrant.

    When some kid was from another state, e.g. California, it was like this big exotic deal.

    See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. You have no idea what Brooklyn was "always" like, because you just got here. Some of us have been here for generations. Yet you feel the need to tell me "how New York works."

    Apparently you're not grasping this, but you should know that it's not the transient, long-term tourists that give a place its character--it's the NATIVES. Name one good thing that New York is famous for that is the product of suburban kids coming here on parentally-funded trysts? New York became world-famous because of its accent, its spirit, its attitude, sense of humor, etc. etc. etc... Funny, but I don't recall any of that being the product of Dylan or Caitlyn from Eagle Ridge Drive.

    It has nothing to do with being "lucky" to be from New York. It has to do with the difference between this once being a place where real, genuine, people lived and died, as opposed to a movie set used by hordes of media-brainwashed followers to act out a television fantasy on mommy and daddy's tab.

    If I may defend New Yorkers originally from the rest of the United States (i.e. nowhere in New York state, NJ or CT), here is a random list:

    Pulitzer Prize Winners

    Malcolm Johnson (wrote the 24 part series that On The Waterfront was based on) - Georgia
    Walt Bogdanich - Chicago
    Sydney Schanberg - Clinton, MA
    Bill Keller - San Mateo
    Teresa Carpenter - Independence, MO
    Howell Raines - Birmingham
    Murray Kempton - Baltimore
    Anna Quindlen - Philadelphia
    Mike McAlary - Goffstown, NH
    Maureen Dowd - Washington, DC
    Nicholas Kristof - Chicago
    Sam Shepard - Fort Sheridan, IL
    Terrence McNally - St. Petersburg
    Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr. - Columbus
    David McCullough - Pittsburgh
    Marianne Moore - Kirkwood, MO
    Wallace Stevens - Reading, PA
    Stanley Kunitz - Worcestor, MA
    James Wright - Martins Ferry, OH

    Nobel Prize Winners
    Ralph Bunche - Detroit
    (and probably others)

    Other important New Yorkers

    Joseph Mitchell - Fairmont, NC
    O. Henry - Greensboro, NC
    Truman Capote - Monroeville, AL
    William S. Burroughs - St Louis
    Jack Kerouac - Lowell, MA
    Frank O'Hara - Baltimore
    Kenneth Koch - Cincinnati
    Terry Southern - Alvarado, TX
    Langston Hughes - Joplin, MO
    Andy Warhol - Pittsburgh
    James Weldon Johnson - Jacksonville, FL
    Stanley Crouch - LA


    Musicians

    Pete Stampfel - Wauwautosa, WI
    Steve Weber - Bucks County, PA
    Michael Hurley - Bucks County, PA
    Bob Dylan - Duluth, MN
    Richard Hell - Lexington, KY
    Ornette Coleman - Fort Worth
    Ed Sanders - Kansas City
    Philip Glass - Baltimore
    James Chance - Milwaukee, WI
    Muhal Richard Abrams - Chicago
    Anthony Braxton - Chicago
    Joseph Jarman - Pine Bluff, AR
    Rashied Ali - Philadelphia
    Albert Ayler - Cleveland Heights, OH
    Pharoah Sanders - Little Rock

    Comedians

    Bill Hicks - Houston
    David Cross - Atlanta
    Lily Tomlin - Detroit
    Richard Pryor - Peoria
    Al Franken - born in New York, but grew up in MN
    Sarah Silverman - Bedford, NH
    Dave Chappelle - Washington, DC
    Lewis Black - Silver Spring, MD

    And from my own birthplace of Norristown, PA:
    Peter Boyle
    Mike Piazza

    New York definitely is special in many ways. Look at early hip hop; aside from a few key players from outside the country, and influences from all over the country, just about everyone important and formative was from somewhere in the 5 boroughs. But I'm really surprised to hear anyone argue that the things that make New York a world class city, the cultural capital of the nation, have nothing to do with the constant influx of new blood from all over the country, from the whole world. You take all of that away, and New York is just barely more interesting than other quirky old East coast cities, Philadelphia, Baltimore, etc. Just a port city filled with old stevedores and their families. And lots of Italian food.
  • So, let's recap;
    - everybody hates hipsters, and anyone who hates hipsters is a hipster.
    - EVERYONE who used to live in old Brooklyn was a "native", unless they were an immigrant (and they don't count), or one of the few people from California (out west somewhere) who natives thought were weird.
    - now everyone from other parts of the USA who moved to Brooklyn (who natives hate even more than immigrants from other countries) is a putz who ruined Brooklyn and deserves to get screwed by the decent Brooklyn natives (but not by the immigrants?).
    - Park Slope is a place that is no longer fit for human habitation, unless your rent is ridiculously cheap.
    - no decent Brooklyn native would even consider living in Brooklyn anymore, yet they stay and complain about everyone living here.

    Hmmmmm, some comments:
    -36% of New Yorkers were not even born in the USA. I don't know or really care what the percentage was back in the old days, but that still leaves a sizable population who were not native back then.
    - almost all "native" persons are a few generations removed from being immigrants.
    - if you want to make fun of hipsters, go to diehipster.com for much better entertainment value.
    - when did the Brooklynian become full of so many judgemental people who make a point of insulting anyone / everyone in every posting they make?
  • mjl83lukas wrote: I believe, that in one fashion or another, the current hipster movement may have reared it's horn rimmed black glasses and skinny bs head from the mid-90's yuppie movement when the yuppies started to migrate from their posh lives uptown to the gritty and filthy scenes below 14th St.
    I'm not so sure mein friend. Yuppies (i.e., young urban professionals) generally seek out upwardly mobile areas to live (think Park Slope). A Yuppie is, in my opine, quite different from a hipster. Think banker, lawyer, venture capitalist. Your typical hipster is a PA for NBC or a tech geek or a sociologist by day and a soda jerk, keyboardist in a band, or budding artist by night. Yuppies typically dressed in ways that mimic-ed your preppies of the 80s, not the proto-punk outfits that all generally agree are part of the hipster uniform.
  • Obamanut wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]It's a conspiracy! Thank God you were "able to gain their trust"!! That was so very clever of you! Put yourself out there to your co-workers as a decent, friendly guy but in reality, you're an ass. I see the plan now! How silly I am for being interested in history, politics, social activities! I should hop on the Obamanut Nut Train and "gain the trust" of naive mid westerners so I, too, can feel superior on an internet message board!

    Dude, you just outed yourself as the biggest nutfuck in history.
    Of course, "social activities" like posting tit-for-tat inside joke messages on an internet message board all day with strangers? "Schlomo's a hipster"--"Can I be one if you are?"--"I'll slap you with Mamacita's underwear, tee hee"--"ROFLMFAO."
    Your agenda must be downright packed. If only I could reach that lofty level of popularity one day.

    Last word. I win.
  • pima wrote: So, let's recap;
    - everybody hates hipsters, and anyone who hates hipsters is a hipster.
    - EVERYONE who used to live in old Brooklyn was a "native", unless they were an immigrant (and they don't count), or one of the few people from California (out west somewhere) who natives thought were weird.
    - now everyone from other parts of the USA who moved to Brooklyn (who natives hate even more than immigrants from other countries) is a putz who ruined Brooklyn and deserves to get screwed by the decent Brooklyn natives (but not by the immigrants?).
    - Park Slope is a place that is no longer fit for human habitation, unless your rent is ridiculously cheap.
    - no decent Brooklyn native would even consider living in Brooklyn anymore, yet they stay and complain about everyone living here.

    Hmmmmm, some comments:
    -36% of New Yorkers were not even born in the USA. I don't know or really care what the percentage was back in the old days, but that still leaves a sizable population who were not native back then.
    - almost all "native" persons are a few generations removed from being immigrants.
    - if you want to make fun of hipsters, go to diehipster.com for much better entertainment value.
    - when did the Brooklynian become full of so many judgemental people who make a point of insulting anyone / everyone in every posting they make?
    Actually, I can sum up the current wave of animosity for you in two sentences:

    The vast majority of today's newcomers are fake--fugazi, shallow, rejects from where they came from.

    The vast majority of Native, immigrant, and actual "starving artist transplant" New Yorkers (if there are even any left) are not.

    That is what this is all about. Despite what most gentrifiers tell themselves about why everyone hates them, this has nothing to do with "change." It has to do with the particular cultureless group responsible for the changing.
  • sillybilly wrote:
    I'm not so sure mein friend. Yuppies (i.e., young urban professionals) generally seek out upwardly mobile areas to live (think Park Slope). A Yuppie is, in my opine, quite different from a hipster. Think banker, lawyer, venture capitalist. Your typical hipster is a PA for NBC or a tech geek or a sociologist by day and a soda jerk, keyboardist in a band, or budding artist by night. Yuppies typically dressed in ways that mimic-ed your preppies of the 80s, not the proto-punk outfits that all generally agree are part of the hipster uniform.
    The term "Yuppie" when used in reference to Park Slope gentrifiers is not the same as the traditional, WASP-type Wall Street Yuppie that you are thinking about. That definition is probably a bit dated, at least with regard to New York.

    Park Slope Yuppies would not be caught dead wearing high quality brand name clothes or driving conspicuously expensive cars (brand name strollers are curiously allowed however). The idea is to look at dumpy as possible, especially the mothers, since we all know that having your child raised by a West Indian nanny is such hard work, and leaves one no time for silly things like hygiene.
  • As a 3rd generation Brooklynite, I've got to say that this entire thread is retarded.

    And it was equally retarded when we had the exact same thread 3 years ago.



    That is all.
  • Except for my posts. They rock. :)
  • Shorter Obamanut:

    "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"
  • Carnivore wrote: As a 3rd generation Brooklynite, I've got to say that this entire thread is retarded.

    And it was equally retarded when we had the exact same thread 3 years ago.



    That is all.
    great, now apple pants is going to start commenting on that thread.
  • vidro3 wrote: [quote=Carnivore]As a 3rd generation Brooklynite, I've got to say that this entire thread is retarded.

    And it was equally retarded when we had the exact same thread 3 years ago.



    That is all.
    great, now apple pants is going to start commenting on that thread.

    Let's put it in the time capsule thread now and save us all some time
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  • Obamanut wrote: See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. You have no idea what Brooklyn was "always" like, because you just got here. Some of us have been here for generations. Yet you feel the need to tell me "how New York works."

    Apparently you're not grasping this, but you should know that it's not the transient, long-term tourists that give a place its character--it's the NATIVES. Name one good thing that New York is famous for that is the product of suburban kids coming here on parentally-funded trysts? New York became world-famous because of its accent, its spirit, its attitude, sense of humor, etc. etc. etc... Funny, but I don't recall any of that being the product of Dylan or Caitlyn from Eagle Ridge Drive.

    It has nothing to do with being "lucky" to be from New York. It has to do with the difference between this once being a place where real, genuine, people lived and died, as opposed to a movie set used by hordes of media-brainwashed followers to act out a television fantasy on mommy and daddy's tab.
    DUDE, so right! Like, you remember how much better this place was before all the italians and irish moved in? So way better.
  • So how did we move from an innocent conversation about hipster style to an all-out assault on anyone who lives in Brooklyn who wasn't born in Brooklyn?

    I'm all for making fun of hipster styles and all, but why such pure hatred for anyone who wasn't born here? Obamanut, there's a whole world out there to experience. Just because you've stayed in Brooklyn forever doesn't mean that people from other places have to stay where they were born. It's people who don't experience new things, people, PLACES, etc. who become such haters. And by the way, nobody is impressed that you own a building. You got lucky there, so what? I'd rather be dead broke than wake up everyday with such hate in my heart.
  • bobbybrummel wrote: Musicians

    Pete Stampfel - Wauwautosa, WI
    Steve Weber - Bucks County, PA
    Michael Hurley - Bucks County, PA
    Bob Dylan - Duluth, MN
    Richard Hell - Lexington, KY
    Ornette Coleman - Fort Worth
    Ed Sanders - Kansas City
    Philip Glass - Baltimore
    James Chance - Milwaukee, WI
    Muhal Richard Abrams - Chicago
    Anthony Braxton - Chicago
    Joseph Jarman - Pine Bluff, AR
    Rashied Ali - Philadelphia
    Albert Ayler - Cleveland Heights, OH
    Pharoah Sanders - Little Rock
    DUDE! How could you leave out John Coltrain (NC/Philly)? (Also: C'mon, while Abrams lives in NYC and Jarman lived here (for like, what? a year?) they are far more recognizable as Chicago musicians than NYC musicians. I'd sooner associate Jarman with Paris than NYC.)
    bobbybrummel wrote: Look at early hip hop; aside from a few key players from outside the country, and influences from all over the country, just about everyone important and formative was from somewhere in the 5 boroughs.
    *ahem*
    there was also lots of hip hop from further out on the island.

    Now if your from Uptown, Brooklyn- bound,
    The Bronx, Queens, or Long Island Sound,
    Even other states come right and exact,
    It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at
    Since you came here, you have to show and prove
    And do that dance until it don't move
    'Cause all you need is soul self-esteem will release,
    The rest is up to you, Rakim 'll say peace

    now I think we can all learn a little understanding from Eric B, no?
  • I have no problem with hipsters, there are just America's version of Mods. However, I can't tolerate emos who emote about faux traditional values and their degradation by allegedly privileged style-meisters. These emos make even the baby jesus cry.
  • Hipsters have some of the most nasal voices I've ever heard... yeech
  • Jay B wrote: So how did we move from an innocent conversation about hipster style to an all-out assault on anyone who lives in Brooklyn who wasn't born in Brooklyn?

    I'm all for making fun of hipster styles and all, but why such pure hatred for anyone who wasn't born here? Obamanut, there's a whole world out there to experience. Just because you've stayed in Brooklyn forever doesn't mean that people from other places have to stay where they were born. It's people who don't experience new things, people, PLACES, etc. who become such haters. And by the way, nobody is impressed that you own a building. You got lucky there, so what? I'd rather be dead broke than wake up everyday with such hate in my heart.
    Here we go with the ol' "NY natives are reverse rednecks" schtick, a yuppie/hipster favorite. So anyone born and raised in NYC, who doesn't celebrate gentrification, must be a simpleton who's never done anything with their life. And then they wonder why we hate them.

    If you want to put it like that, I can assure you that I have almost definitely been to more places and done more things than you. I've been around the world, numerous times, including just about all of the USA (and probably your hometown). I also speak three languages (not European). Not to brag or anything. :wink:

    Nobody said you had to be impressed by those of us who are profiting from the lemming invasion. All that rent money is gratitude enough. 8)
  • GermanHermann wrote:
    DUDE! How could you leave out John Coltrain (NC/Philly)? (Also: C'mon, while Abrams lives in NYC and Jarman lived here (for like, what? a year?) they are far more recognizable as Chicago musicians than NYC musicians. I'd sooner associate Jarman with Paris than NYC.)

    I did think of COLTRANE, but I didn't list him for whatever reason. Jarman moved to Brooklyn in 1983 and lived there as of 2006 when he was interviewed by Perfect Sound Forever at a martial arts class he teaches out of his house.
  • Obamanut wrote:

    Here we go with the ol' "NY natives are reverse rednecks" schtick, a yuppie/hipster favorite. So anyone born and raised in NYC, who doesn't celebrate gentrification, must be a simpleton who's never done anything with their life. And then they wonder why we hate them.

    If you want to put it like that, I can assure you that I have almost definitely been to more places and done more things than you. I've been around the world, numerous times, including just about all of the USA (and probably your hometown). I also speak three languages (not European). Not to brag or anything. :wink:

    Nobody said you had to be impressed by those of us who are profiting from the lemming invasion. All that rent money is gratitude enough. 8)
    Hey, nut, let's make a deal. I'm in my mid 20's and I'm from the Philadelphia suburbs. I'll prove to you that I'm an upstanding guy, I pay my own rent from my own salary (and not from any kind of fund or account that I did not originate). I don't live any kind of bohemian, debauched party lifestyle. I do have a few hipsterisms about me though, I wear Sol Moscot glasses and I'm an avid record collector. But I don't look like a nitwit, other than some Phillies apparel (and I should mention, I hate the Mets, but I do appreciate the Yankees). If I can prove that your universal rule is incorrect, would you make me an exception and rent me one of your apartments, but at a reasonable rate. No sense in getting rich off me if I'm not all that hateable.

    Whaddya say? My lease is up in September.
  • I really don't understand why some people think that anyone who moved to NYC before age 30 must be a trust funder. It's just a city, people...it's not impossible to move here. You pack your car. You rent an apartment. You get a job. It's not that difficult.

    This thread is awesome- I probably look like the biggest hipster on here and I can assure you that neither hate on locals nor have a trust fund/job working for my parents (although I don't wear skinny jeans so I don't know if I really count. My boyfriend does! Can I get points for that?!)
  • what is with everyone and their skinny jean boyfriends? is it the natural birth control of low sperm count? knots!

    i'd like to point one other thing out. i definitely take offense at all the lemming accusations. i did not choose to move to brooklyn in the same way as a lot of the people you're describing. if anything, i consider myself STUCK here.
  • bobbybrummel wrote: what is with everyone and their skinny jean boyfriends? is it the natural birth control of low sperm count? knots!

    he SORT of has a legit excuse- he bikes for work and needs pants that won't get stuck in the chain and all that mess. And they're not actually nearly as tight as most of the ones I see in the burg (which are often very scary)
  • that's not a legit excuse. I wear properly fitting pants and bike to work in the warmer months, and my pants never get stuck in the chain. why not just say he likes wearing those pants? does he need an excuse to wear what he chooses to wear?
  • Carmen wrote:

    he SORT of has a legit excuse- he bikes for work and needs pants that won't get stuck in the chain and all that mess. And they're not actually nearly as tight as most of the ones I see in the burg (which are often very scary)
    I bike to work in non skinny pants. I either roll up my pant leg or put a rubber band around my ankle. They also make those velcro reflective ankle straps.

    Next excuse.
  • GermanHermann wrote: that's not a legit excuse. I wear properly fitting pants and bike to work in the warmer months, and my pants never get stuck in the chain. why not just say he likes wearing those pants? does he need an excuse to wear what he chooses to wear?
    I donno, he bikes a lot more than the average person...I've seen the bigger pants he used to wear and they're pretty beat to shit.
    And he doesn't need an excuse, thats just what I do to rationalize it to myself. They make his ass look good anyway so I'm not complaining.
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  • Ahahahahahaaha holy shit I'm going to show that to him. The only difference is his bike is lime green and he can't grow a mustache (and I'm sort of forcing him to wash his clothes these days.) I love it. And I think his bike was less than $2k
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