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Impromptu Bar Crawl!!! Sunday! - Page 3 — Brooklynian

Impromptu Bar Crawl!!! Sunday!

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  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Oh my! A child she is not.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    so, big guy, any fetishes you wish to rule out or include, for our readership?
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    No more than the average person I guess.

    Dabbled in Asphyxiophilia, Hybristophilia and Somnophilia for a while. Plus I've always had a soft spot for Telephonicophilia, Mixophilia (aka Scoptophilia), Biastophilia and Gerontophilia. When I was in college I was really into Coprophagia and Coprophilia but that was kind of a passing phase.

    As I got older I kind of settled down into things like Formicophilia, Olfactophilia, Stigmatophilia & Zoophilia.

    Basically, I just stay away from the weird shit.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    whynot_31 wrote: you missed the conversation at brunch.

    ...born in '72, she is no child.

    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=alyssa+milano&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alyssa_Milano

    I've had a crush on her since "who is the boss?"
    So, Poison Ivy 17, or whichever - for you, was it traumatic to see that sweet girl gone skank or were you just happy to see her naked?
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    That. Was. So. F ing. FUN!!!! Since some of us never made it to Smith street, I think that should be our next crawl. Wheeeeeee!!!!
  • MOD
    MOD
    No one made it to smith street. We ate a lot of fried food too :-)
    we need to do a 4th ave one too!
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Uuuuuugh - that was really fun but invovled way too much Patron Silver from what I recall. And was I really playing darts with Papi Chulo at one point?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    VoodooNYC wrote: Uuuuuugh - that was really fun but invovled way too much Patron Silver from what I recall. And was I really playing darts with Papi Chulo at one point?
    It's good to mix alcohol with sharp pointy things. :lol:
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Is "playing darts" what they call it nowadays?
  • MOD
    MOD
    I seem to recall that I taught Voodoo how to properly spank a woman, and used Scarlett as my model.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Mamacita wrote: I seem to recall that I taught Voodoo how to properly spank a woman, and used Scarlett as my model.
    It took me forever to learn the proper "cupping" technique. Thank god scarlet didn't mind.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah! My poor ass cheeks! I thoroughly enjoyed it at the time though.
    Ha how about Mougar leaving his lease and murse somewhere!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Here is the way I remember it. Someone correct me if I am wrong: Montero's, ChipShop, Floyd, Last Exit, Tavern, that scary country singing horrible bar aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, um........
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Montero's, ChipShop, Floyd, Last Exit, Brazen Head, Soul Food, Hanks, Brooklyn Inn or whatever it was. Then forcing Scarlett into a car.
  • MOD
    MOD
    BigGuy wrote: Montero's, ChipShop, Floyd, Last Exit, Brazen Head, Soul Food, Hanks, Brooklyn Inn or whatever it was. Then forcing Scarlett into a car.
    :? And then Scarlett abducted Mougar into the car with her..... err.... where is Mougar??? Scarlett? Did you have your way with him?
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    What was the name of that last bar? It wasn't Brooklyn Inn. And if Mougar lost his lease does that mean he doesn't get his new apartment?

    Beave apparently spilled a glass of water on her computer and then passed out before drying it out, so she is unable to reminisce with us today...
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Oh yeah!!!!! LeBeave needed it then more than I did, and she's the one who was forcing me! It was all about abusing me last night eesh.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Like Mougar was in any shape to wait for the nonexistent shuttle bus. He loves my couch. And I walked him back to every bar we had been to until we found his lease!
  • mougar
    mougar
    Getting jagered last night sucked, but the free tequila and beers and chicken that followed made it worth it.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    HA! I always keep a backup. AND I got it to work.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    That's how I feel about my toys!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Does anyone know how I got this scratch next to my eye?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    scarlett wrote: Does anyone know how I got this scratch next to my eye?
    VoodooNYC wrote: Uuuuuugh - that was really fun but invovled way too much Patron Silver from what I recall. And was I really playing darts with Papi Chulo at one point?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Un-real world 3.0 next....
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    whynot_31 wrote: Un-real world 3.0 next....

    You have no idea what you are in for. :shock:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]Un-real world 3.0 next....

    You have no idea what you are in for. :shock:

    Yeah, I really don't want to miss Top Chef, but I'm almost considering going just to witness Mougar and a bottle of Jager at the whynots' home. :twisted:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Mougar is the least of my fears.
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