D+D update

What about Carl?

Subject: I heard from a good friend...

What of Karl the Druid? Did he in fact kick it? He died, yes, but rolled and came back as a Cleric named Carl. Coincidence or a carefully devised typo? You decide.

A lot has happenned in the D&D world of Kings County. I heard from a good friend that Gobarth was roasted, not as death ritual for Clerics, but as a birthday celebration. The Master of Ceremonies, an elvin Presley impersonator, lead personal jabs at Gobarth's character. Luckily Gobarth had a surplus of hit points and sustained minimal damage. Ver Klempt and Natzzo were seated at the deus and joined in the roasting. Ms. Vickers, Klem Matoh, Ah Ro Ghant and Carl kept themselves hidden and armed among the audience.

The MC said that their D&D adventures made Knit Night at Freddy's look like "Fight Club". That Yarn Guy takes no offense to the comment. After all most knitters are actually ninjas. Ask a ninja.

A good time was had at Gobarth's roast, but the collateral damage to the roasters and roastee became apparent as the event ran over by a few hours.

Is Ver Klempt back from Shanghai yet?

Subject: Nah

Nah no PnP, it's old school DnD. I hear they just hurl peanut shells and insults at each other all evening long. Yikes! I MUST GO NOW, for my life is in peril for revealing such DnD secrets.