An often overlooked source of bedbugs: internet dates!
Read this cautionary tale about a Park Slope resident who discovered the hidden dangers of match.com: http://www.mrbellersneighborhood.com/story.php?storyid=2259
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Subject: Re: An often overlooked source of bedbugs: internet dates!
jilliob wrote: Read this cautionary tale about a Park Slope resident who discovered the hidden dangers of match.com:http://www.mrbellersneighborhood.com/story.php?storyid=2235[/url]
I just read it. What are you talking about.
I initially thought there would be a discussion of blowjobs when the writer said "My calves were already asleep, aching and hurting with the unfamiliar pressure of my body weight resting on them in the position we were told is quite normal for believers in Japan to adapt for hours at a time."
It all went downhill from there when I realized the narrator was complaining about some New Age nonsense they were talked into, yet somehow hated.
And problems with match.com? Where?
PS - any Japanese girls who enjoy being on their knees for hours at a time should contact me. -
oops, wrong link. I just put the correct one in.
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"I've never met a schwag bag I didn't like" - Scarlett? Honey, is that you?
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Subject: Re: An often overlooked source of bedbugs: internet dates!
Matrick wrote: PS - any Japanese girls who enjoy being on their knees for hours at a time should contact me.
No doubt that you've already gotten a ton of responses on that offer. Good for you. :roll: -
regardless--thanks for the link--that's a great blog that i never heard of. just read a piece on farrell's. good stuff.
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VoodooNYC wrote: "I've never met a schwag bag I didn't like" - Scarlett? Honey, is that you?
Bwahahahaha!!!
But seriously. This story scares the bejesus out of me. I make all my lovers hand over official bedbugfree paperwork along with their std test results before they get into my wondrous silk pleasure platform. -
she should have dated a guy, that way she would have only gotten crabs
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