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  • supreme_ian
    supreme_ian
    ahahahahhahahh
  • carmen
    carmen
    Ahahaahha my boyfriend is the KING of "Avoid confrontation- how to keep her happy without getting yelled at"
  • supreme_ian
    supreme_ian
    fuck man this is just so funny ... where the fuck did you find this...or did u MAKE it yourself..???
  • flux
    flux
    Been a subscriber since 2002
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    found it on the net, got too much free time on my hands.
  • monkeejones
    monkeejones
    I actually write for them. My latest article is titled " 10 Steps To Flexing Those Psychic Muscles, A Guide To Reading Her Mind Like You Are Supposed To."
  • danielle123
    danielle123
    Where the hell are these men??? They aren't in NYC.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    danielle123 wrote: Where the hell are these men??? They aren't in NYC.
    They're taken.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    ...we are ashamed to admit who we are.

    Damn, I said too much.
  • anthonycm
    anthonycm
    I would never subscribe to this magazine.

    Because Future Wife won't let me.

    -anthony
  • obamanut
    obamanut
    That should be the official magazine of the Park Slope male.

    It reminds me of a couple I overheard walking down Garfield Place a couple of months ago: the far-from-attractive woman was informing her boyfriend/husband that he needs to mind his own business when she's on the phone because she 'never cares when he's talking on the phone with his friends about all that FUCKING STUPID SHIT.' The guy was walking silently with his head down.

    A really classy gal; I couldn't help but laugh at the pathetic plight of this guy who (1) was putting up with that sort of disgusting language from his lovely partner (I would have dumped her on the spot); and (2) was forced by his own low standards to date a woman like that to begin with.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Obamanut wrote: That should be the official magazine of the Park Slope male.
    Might I just point out the following:

    image

    Okay, carry on.
  • obamanut
    obamanut
    jeffrey wrote: [quote=Obamanut]That should be the official magazine of the Park Slope male.
    Might I just point out the following:

    Okay, carry on.

    "Stop generalizing!" :lol:

    Seriously though, the last time I was whipped by a female was maybe my early twenties. Since then I have been lucky enough to have realized what all high value men need to realize--when it comes to romantic relationships, a woman's stock starts on a nose dive from her late twenties on. A high value man's stock will just continue to rise all the way until he's near dead. In that sense, he holds all the cards and has all the bargaining power in the long term. Unfortunately for them, a lot of high value guys never even realize it.

    Not to mention, the ratio of high value men to high value women in our society is lopsided--that's why there are so many high quality guys who have the luxury of choosing between desirable women, yet so many high quality women complaining that they can't find a good guy and also so many low quality beta males who are lucky to get any girl, period.
  • vidro3
    vidro3
    Obamanut wrote: [quote=jeffrey][quote=Obamanut]That should be the official magazine of the Park Slope male.
    Might I just point out the following:

    Okay, carry on.

    "Stop generalizing!" :lol:

    Seriously though, the last time I was whipped by a female was maybe my early twenties. Since then I have been lucky enough to have realized what all high value men need to realize--when it comes to romantic relationships, a woman's stock starts on a nose dive from her late twenties on. A high value man's stock will just continue to rise all the way until he's near dead. In that sense, he holds all the cards and has all the bargaining power in the long term. Unfortunately for them, a lot of high value guys never even realize it.

    Not to mention, the ratio of high value men to high value women in our society is lopsided--that's why there are so many high quality guys who have the luxury of choosing between desirable women, yet so many high quality women complaining that they can't find a good guy and also so many low quality beta males who are lucky to get any girl, period.

    Truly, you have a dizzying intellect
  • osubuckly
    osubuckly
    Obamanut wrote: That should be the official magazine of the Park Slope male.

    It reminds me of a couple I overheard walking down Garfield Place a couple of months ago: the far-from-attractive woman was informing her boyfriend/husband that he needs to mind his own business when she's on the phone because she 'never cares when he's talking on the phone with his friends about all that FUCKING STUPID SHIT.' The guy was walking silently with his head down.

    A really classy gal; I couldn't help but laugh at the pathetic plight of this guy who (1) was putting up with that sort of disgusting language from his lovely partner (I would have dumped her on the spot); and (2) was forced by his own low standards to date a woman like that to begin with.
    ah, so that's the reason why you are alone. :shock:
  • obamanut
    obamanut
    Flexichick wrote:

    ah, so that's the reason why you are alone. :shock:
    Hahaa, if you only knew.

    Put it this way: If someone pulled me aside as a teenager and told me that in about ten to fifteen years' time, my problem would not be getting the girl that I want, but rather choosing which girl I want from the very many that I can get, I would have thought they were completely nuts.

    Fast forward to today, lo and behold, I'm in a position where my biggest problem is having to let so many good girls go because there just isn't enough room for them all. I'm at a point now where I have turned down women that most guys would give their left pinky to have a chance with, just because I couldn't be bothered at the moment.

    And the funniest part of it all is that I didn't have to become rich or famous to do it--all I had to do was change my frame of mind. "And that," in the words of Robert Frost, "has made all the difference." :lol:
  • carmen
    carmen
    now I know obamanut is a fake troll acct. I really thought for a while that he/she/it was a real person with honest opinions...but now I know better.
  • obamanut
    obamanut
    Carmen wrote: now I know obamanut is a fake troll acct. I really thought for a while that he/she/it was a real person with honest opinions...but now I know better.
    If only it were so. :P

    This stuff is not an interpretation of my own dreams; it's out there in numerous widely-acclaimed books on evolutionary psychology, human nature, sociology, etc. You might want to educate yourself, although you may be surprised about what you find out about yourself. :wink:
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    vidro3 wrote: [quote=Obamanut][quote=jeffrey][quote=Obamanut]That should be the official magazine of the Park Slope male.
    Might I just point out the following:

    Okay, carry on.

    "Stop generalizing!" :lol:

    Seriously though, the last time I was whipped by a female was maybe my early twenties. Since then I have been lucky enough to have realized what all high value men need to realize--when it comes to romantic relationships, a woman's stock starts on a nose dive from her late twenties on. A high value man's stock will just continue to rise all the way until he's near dead. In that sense, he holds all the cards and has all the bargaining power in the long term. Unfortunately for them, a lot of high value guys never even realize it.

    Not to mention, the ratio of high value men to high value women in our society is lopsided--that's why there are so many high quality guys who have the luxury of choosing between desirable women, yet so many high quality women complaining that they can't find a good guy and also so many low quality beta males who are lucky to get any girl, period.

    Truly, you have a dizzying intellect

    well men are like wine and women are like flowers in economic terms.

    this is excluding the male vinegars :p.

    edit: bored


    I'm just buying my time,

    I'm like wine

    I taste better with time, My worth would be immeasurable as I aged,

    Girls that I once sought never notice my assets, only flaws of youth, they were merely a bright flame that lighten the sky, just briefly.

    But time hasn't been kind, they'll now wither on the vine with their grapes for vinegars. I will wait for my wine.
  • obamanut
    obamanut
    armchair_warrior wrote:

    well men are like wine and women are like flowers in economic terms.

    Girls that I once sought never notice my assets, only flaws of youth, they were merely a bright flame that lighten the sky, just briefly.

    But time hasn't been kind, they'll now wither on the vine with their grapes for vinegars. I will wait for my wine.
    That's a great analogy.

    Saying things like we are saying here is akin to Park Slope heresy; the equivalent of protesting against Kim Jong Il in Kim Il Sung Square. If we were to speak out like this on the corner of 7th Avenue and Lincoln Place, we would undoubtedly be beaten to death with clogs by makeup-less frump-moms as the emasculated Park Slope males huddle together for security.
  • vidro3
    vidro3
    armchair_warrior wrote:

    Girls that I once sought never notice my assets, only flaws of youth, they were merely a bright flame that lighten the sky, just briefly.

    But time hasn't been kind, they'll now wither on the vine with their grapes for vinegars. I will wait for my wine.
    If you're waiting for wine and men are wine, then you must be dating men now. Good for you.
  • obamanut
    obamanut
    vidro3 wrote:

    If you're waiting for wine and men are wine, then you must be dating men now. Good for you.
    Homophobe. [-X
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    vidro3 wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior]

    Girls that I once sought never notice my assets, only flaws of youth, they were merely a bright flame that lighten the sky, just briefly.

    But time hasn't been kind, they'll now wither on the vine with their grapes for vinegars. I will wait for my wine.
    If you're waiting for wine and men are wine, then you must be dating men now. Good for you.

    image
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    [quote=armchair_warrior]image

    Hey wait. That's Carmen. You're dating Carmen?
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior]image

    Hey wait. That's Carmen. You're dating Carmen?
    image
  • vidro3
    vidro3
    Obamanut wrote: [quote=vidro3]

    If you're waiting for wine and men are wine, then you must be dating men now. Good for you.
    Homophobe. [-X

    don't be such a pc, over sensitive, neuvosloper.
  • caseopele
    caseopele
    Well, I guess it's a good thing I have zero desire for pussy-whipped or "high value" men. I've silently agreed on a few of Obamanut's posts (on this board, not this thread) but this shit is ridiculous. Any more talk about "high value" people may make me gag on my own vomit. A douche bag is a douche bag, no matter what name you give it.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    caseopele wrote: A douche bag is a douche bag, no matter what name you give it.
    qft
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