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Highlights from the Unofficial UnReal World 4.5 — Brooklynian

Highlights from the Unofficial UnReal World 4.5

bigguy
bigguy
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
As you can see, there was some sexy man-on-man fun. Ladies, please note that the man on the left is available to anyone who has not yet finished junior high. Please be prepared to submit ID (yes, girl scout badges count!)

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  • em26
    em26
    Who won?

    The teenager in blue or the guy in black?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    ok, let me know if I am keeping up:

    This was UNRW 4.5 b/c it was held before 5.0.

    And some guy Mougar (the one everyone picks on) is hosting 5.0 on 3/20.

    Does this mean that Carnie's event is UNRW 4.75?
    or is it Kings 1.0?

    titles are very important.... some purists might not come if it isn't called UNRW, even though UNRW has only been watched at 1.0.
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Em26 wrote: Who won?

    The teenager in blue or the guy in black?
    In an empty world where lonely souls touch only briefly before falling into the inevitable darkness, I would say they both won Em.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    BigGuy wrote: [quote=Em26]Who won?

    The teenager in blue or the guy in black?
    In an empty world where lonely souls touch only briefly before falling into the inevitable darkness, I would say they both won Em.
    Did any nuts get busted?
  • mougar
    mougar
    Ackk, get those pictures off the board!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    That kitchen is fucking FILTHY! I'm surprised you haven't died of salmonella.
  • carmen
    carmen
    DAMNIT. I missed out
  • mougar
    mougar
    We ordered takeout. It was all cleaned up within half an hour of everyone leaving. I do not have a filthy kitchen!

    And seriously, could a mod take those pictures off? It's not cool. I tried BigGuy earlier but I think he's still sleeping or something.
  • carmen
    carmen
    You dont look bad pumpkin.
  • mougar
    mougar
    I'm sure bigguy meant well, but I don't want it to be that easy for people to know who I am. Not that it's really that hard, but still.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Mougar = hot, Park Slope stud-muffin. With a filthy kitchen.
  • highpoint
    highpoint
    this is why you have to cover your face with dollar bills like Beave and I did when out....or with shopping bags from Ikea.

    Do I have to teach "you people" everything? Sigh.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Who's that other guy? Bigguy?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    VoodooNYC wrote: Who's that other guy? Bigguy?
    I don't know, but he's way hotter.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    whynot_31 wrote: I don't know, but he's way hotter.
    Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
  • jilliob
    jilliob
    VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]I don't know, but he's way hotter.
    Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

    but how is he at dead squirrel removal?
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Flexichick wrote: but how is he at dead squirrel removal?
    No idea. These people are complete strangers to me....
  • MOD
    MOD
    Sorry guys I just checked in!

    And mougar's place is extremely clean Beave. You'd be proud.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Whew. ABOUT TIME!

    Ow. My arm hurts.
  • mougar
    mougar
    Mamacita wrote: And mougar's place is extremely clean Beave. You'd be proud.
    Word! And you can even attest to the kitchen being blood free.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    I bet a black light would tell a different story.
  • carmen
    carmen
    can someone please tell me the story about the blood.
  • mougar
    mougar
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I bet a black light would tell a different story.
    If you have one bring it. I'll definitely use it.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Carmen wrote: can someone please tell me the story about the blood.
    Every time Mougar picks up a knife to chop something, he ends up bleeding all over his kitchen. I recommend Haz Mat suits next Friday.

    Or was it the wine opener this time?
  • mougar
    mougar
    Carmen wrote: can someone please tell me the story about the blood.
    On Monday I took a chunk out of my finger with a bread knife and started bleeding like a stuck pig. My initial reaction was to wave my hand around, which of course got blood everywhere. I wrapped a paper towel around my finger and started cleaning up the blood off the floors and counters and cabinets and refrigerator and ceiling and chair.

    Then I wrapped a new paper towel around my finger because that one had soaked through and trotted down to the store to get band-aids and iodine and gauze. There was a line, but the people in front consented to let me go first when I told them I didn't want to leak over everything.

    So last night, I had on a regular band-aid and started opening a bottle of wine. I have a really crappy wine opener so I was twisting and pulling a lot to get it out. I soon noticed that there drips of blood on the floor and I realized my finger was bleeding again. I wanted to start cleaning up but Mama insisted I take care of my finger first and said she would clean for me.

    The cut closed back up and hasn't bled since, but I have to remember to stop using that finger until it heals all the way. The end.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Barf
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Note to people attending 5.0: a first aid kit would be great.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Mamacita always take care of her friends :flower:
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