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Raw Foodie subway wanker - article in New York magazine — Brooklynian

Raw Foodie subway wanker - article in New York magazine

daniel
daniel
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
Onan The Vegetarian
The story of a raw-food guru turned “subway perv.”
http://nymag.com/news/features/16576/index.html

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  • daniel
    daniel
    Some choce quotes from the article:
    Dan Hoyt, Subway Wanker wrote:
    As for his R-train exploits, Hoyt says, “I’ve met women who enjoy it. After this incident happened, I had a woman tell me, ‘You know, that sounds exciting to me.’ She wouldn’t mind being on the other end.”
    Dan Hoyt, Subway Wanker wrote:
    In his account, the perpetrator is Nguyen, who misread his intentions (he claims he was already mid-masturbation when she stepped onto the train) and then humiliated him by posting his picture on the Web. He says he didn’t even realize he’d been photographed. “Even so, I wouldn’t imagine somebody throwing it up on the Internet for millions of people and destroying your life like that,” he says. “It’s one thing to take it to the police. But on the Internet, I read a lot of people saying, ‘That was not too cool of her. That was really screwed up.’
    ”
    Dan Hoyt, Subway Wanker wrote:
    Hoyt believes that if he and Nguyen had only met under different circumstances, she might really like him. “You know, she’d go, ‘That guy’s pretty cool. He’s got this restaurant, and he’s fun,’ ” Hoyt says. “She’d probably want to go out with me.”
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    daniel wrote: Some choce quotes from the article:

    [quote=Dan Hoyt, Subway Wanker]
    Hoyt believes that if he and Nguyen had only met under different circumstances, she might really like him. “You know, she’d go, ‘That guy’s pretty cool. He’s got this restaurant, and he’s fun,’ ” Hoyt says. “She’d probably want to go out with me.”
    this is my favorite. this guy is a total lunatic. too much nut milk.
  • pitu
    pitu
    daniel wrote: Some choce quotes from the article:

    [quote=Dan Hoyt, Subway Wanker]
    In his account, the perpetrator is Nguyen, who misread his intentions (he claims he was already mid-masturbation when she stepped onto the train) and then humiliated him by posting his picture on the Web. He says he didn’t even realize he’d been photographed. “Even so, I wouldn’t imagine somebody throwing it up on the Internet for millions of people and destroying your life like that,” he says. “It’s one thing to take it to the police. But on the Internet, I read a lot of people saying, ‘That was not too cool of her. That was really screwed up.’
    ”
    Dan Hoyt, Subway Wanker wrote:
    Hoyt believes that if he and Nguyen had only met under different circumstances, she might really like him. “You know, she’d go, ‘That guy’s pretty cool. He’s got this restaurant, and he’s fun,’ ” Hoyt says. “She’d probably want to go out with me.”
    :shock:

    what a shit that guy is!
  • qtrain
    qtrain
    previous thread
  • pitu
    pitu
    does this guy still have a restaurant in the east village, or is it his ex-wife's?
  • law-n-disorder
    law-n-disorder
    What a sleazy SOB. I always thought those raw foodists were more than a little odd. Yuck

    Did he ever explain WHY he was wanking on public transport in full view of people?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    law&disorder wrote: What a sleazy SOB. I always thought those raw foodists were more than a little odd. Yuck

    Did he ever explain WHY he was wanking on public transport in full view of people?
    His restaurants must go through lots of nut milk in a day. He'd never have time to make it all if he wasn't working on it constantly.
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights

    “You know, she’d go, ‘That guy’s pretty cool. He’s got this restaurant, and he’s fun,’ ” Hoyt says. “She’d probably want to go out with me.”
    This is possibly the funniest quote of the entire year. Game over.
  • pitu
    pitu
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=law&disorder]What a sleazy SOB. I always thought those raw foodists were more than a little odd. Yuck

    Did he ever explain WHY he was wanking on public transport in full view of people?
    His restaurants must go through lots of nut milk in a day. He'd never have time to make it all if he wasn't working on it constantly.

    do the raw foodists actually eat animal products?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    pitu wrote: do the raw foodists actually eat animal products?
    Maybe they make an exception for the "fruit" of his loins...
  • law-n-disorder
    law-n-disorder
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=law&disorder]What a sleazy SOB. I always thought those raw foodists were more than a little odd. Yuck

    Did he ever explain WHY he was wanking on public transport in full view of people?
    His restaurants must go through lots of nut milk in a day. He'd never have time to make it all if he wasn't working on it constantly.


    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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