The Rant Rave thread

RAVE: Something new to enrage Carnivore:



RANT: Why in the hell would you disrespect bacon so much by creating a STRAWBERRY-flavored, bacon-based candy?

It's just horribly wrong.

Carnivore wrote: Rave: Hilariously intense website

http://www.iccm-1.org

Mamacita wrote: SPARTA!!!

Enter K&K Mime...
[Ministries]

http://www.kkmime.com

Once the intro loads, wait for the "Featured Presentation" to start playing by itself...no need to click anything and definitely don't SKIP INTRO. And then the site afterward is pretty rich too. :shock:

Rave: tasty business cards

http://www.meatcards.com/

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rant: I wake up early, listen to NPR, have tendinitis and high blood pressure: I'm officially an old man.

Dude...seriously?
That's right, baby, I've got it all!

Rant :

I'm up early with nothing to do.

Rave :

Being up this early allows me to catch the Maury Show!

"I'm a thousand percent sure that he's the father." :-k

"*&%$#@!"

"That ain't my baby!" [-(

"#@!^&*%$#"

"You are NOT the father." :-'

"Noooooooo-waaaah!"

"Yeah!!! I told you it wasn't mine!! *$#@&;**&^^%$$*@!!!!!" :cheers:

Carmen wrote: Rave: Bruno made a friend with our neighbors dog!
Second rave: NOW HES SLEEPING finally

Dude had lived with a "rescue lady" who had 19 dogs for about 9 mo.s before we got him. After she dropped him off, he laid in front of apartment door ...just looking at it, waiting for her to return for about 2 weeks.

...then he realized:
1. We were not evil.
2. We knew other dogs

...and started bonding.

Rave: sleeping until 10:30 this morning after a raucous night of tapas and PITCHERS of martinis.
Rant: leaving my phone at home
Rant: getting to work at noon
Rant: ow my head

rave: being in bed all day

rant: being _sick_ in bed all day

Rave: happy toes with pretty polish!
Rant: need a back massage.
Rave: Cocktails in T-minus 3 hours.

Rant: Massive proposal to write this weekend.

Rave: Ma$$ive propo$al to write this weekend.

scarlett wrote: Rant: I don't know what those things are in whynot's rave
Rave: I have never gotten a parking ticket! Wheeeeeeeee!

Funders (government, foundations etc) put out a document that says:

"We need some agency to do this task, and this is how much we are willing to spend. Tell us how you would accomplish this task, and how you would allocate the funds we would give you."

(it takes the funders 200 pages to say the above)

...following this, some crazy person loses several weekends writing on behalf of the bidding/begging agency in exhange for one of the following:

1. Continued employment with their present employer. (sucks)

2. A fixed sum of money that is not related to whether the contract is awarded to the begging agency. (good)

3. A percentage of the contract award, but only if the contract is awarded
to the begging agency. (might suck, might be good).

The goal of the writer: Write for agencies that are only mildly hapless.

The goal of the agency: Find writers who have run programs similar to the ones the funder wants to fund, and know the latest BS proposal buzzwords.

Rave: Bill Maher

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-maher24-2009apr24,0,927819.story?=niradgrules

Flexichick wrote: rave: the smell of tomato plants....like dirt...
bigger rave: tomatoes all summer...yummy!

Well, August at least!

Rave :

Grilled hot dogs and fries for breakfast/lunch/whatever the heck 2pm is.

It's my breakfast cuz it's the first thing I'll be eating since I woke up this morning.

Mmm. It's cooking on the George Foreman grill as I type.Smeeeel it.

I just gotta go add the cheese real quick and the onions and ketchup OF course. :chef:

Byeeee! :P

Me : You want ketchup dogs? (totally slipped out , I usually say just say hot dogs)

Husband : No. I want mustard dogs.


LOL! I can't believe I'm married to that.


Rant :

Just got done eating and now I feel like I'm gonna puke. Oooah.

Seriously. :puker:

I think it was the pop. I ran out of diet so I had to drink regular.