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The Rant Rave thread - Page 107 — Brooklynian

The Rant Rave thread

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  • carmen
    carmen
    Rant: Bruno is a pooping machine, thus causing me to do laundry at 7am this morning
    Rave: I have clean underwear!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Carmen wrote: Rant: Bruno is a pooping machine, thus causing me to do laundry at 7am this morning
    Rave: I have clean underwear!
    Life of a puppy: wake up, poop. Eat breakfast, poop. Play with ball, poop. Take a nap, poop.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    ^^^ Life of a puppy? Eh, I've going through those phases, too...
  • mougar
    mougar
    Carmen wrote: Rant: Bruno is a pooping machine, thus causing me to do laundry at 7am this morning
    Rave: I have clean underwear!
    Rave (Rant?): Soon he'll be all mine!
  • carmen
    carmen
    Mougar wrote: [quote=Carmen]Rant: Bruno is a pooping machine, thus causing me to do laundry at 7am this morning
    Rave: I have clean underwear!
    Rave (Rant?): Soon he'll be all mine!

    Oh yes. And you have a washer and dryer in your house, lucky asshole, so it'll be much easier for you
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    WhyFi wrote: ^^^ Life of a puppy? Eh, I've going through those phases, too...

    I should edit it to add "Life of a puppy (or an old person):" :D
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Rant: I just got call 'old' :evil:
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    WhyFi wrote: Rant: I just got call 'old' :evil:
    Maybe I meant like fine wine! I mean, I didn't but you can think I did. :)
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Carmen wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Carmen]Rant: Bruno is a pooping machine, thus causing me to do laundry at 7am this morning
    Rave: I have clean underwear!
    Rave (Rant?): Soon he'll be all mine!

    Oh yes. And you have a washer and dryer in your house, lucky asshole, so it'll be much easier for you

    mix some steamed rice in the food. ...it will stop him up.
  • carmen
    carmen
    whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Carmen][quote=Mougar][quote=Carmen]Rant: Bruno is a pooping machine, thus causing me to do laundry at 7am this morning
    Rave: I have clean underwear!
    Rave (Rant?): Soon he'll be all mine!

    Oh yes. And you have a washer and dryer in your house, lucky asshole, so it'll be much easier for you

    mix some steamed rice in the food. ...it will stop him up.

    Its solid...hes just going in his crate. He wakes up periodically and I cant tell if he's whining to get out and play or if he wants to use the bathroom. last night I got up at 2 and put him on his pad for about 15 minutes, he seemed to be just playing so I put him back in the crate and woke up this morning with poo everywhere. Bladder control=the suck.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Rant: Sinus headache.
    Rave: Seeing my sunshine Scarlett on the train this morning.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    :D
  • MOD
    MOD
    I'm back!! I ate tons of pulled pork, bacon and southern fried chicken! I plan on giving you all my SWINE FLU!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :pig:

    Unfortunately, my fear of airport security meant no pecan pie or pulled pork to bring home. :x :x
    Plus my @*^!@#!*&!#@n sister and her husband ate all my gorditas that mom sent for me. assholes.
  • brooklynbound
    brooklynbound
    Welcome back!! Missed you!!!!!!!!!!!
  • nomad
    nomad
    jeffrey wrote: Rave: she's got me dancing
    I second that rave! I just heard a great session with Tommy Sparks on BBC Radio 2. But if you want to listen hurry - it expires on May 4, 09.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Rant: waking up at 4:15 and convincing myself that it was Saturday.
  • carmen
    carmen
    Rave: CUT OVERLOAD and an incognito bkylianer

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  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Rant: work!

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  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Rave: I cornered my landlord last night and asked him about the 4:45am alarm clock. He confirmed it was his mother's and agreed to move it away from the window.
    Rant: He also said he will finally make me a new lease (my lease ended 10/31/08) but when I asked him if he was lowering our rent he laughed so hard he slapped himself on the knee.
  • brooklynbound
    brooklynbound
    Rave: Franklin park tonight. Come drink for a good cause!
  • iamacudoc
    iamacudoc
    BIG FUCKING RANT: stepped in a pothole yesterday while traveling and twisted my ankle very hard. 4 hours in NYU joint hospital today and am on crutches with air cast. no breaks (thank god), but possible ligament problem and very bad sprain.

    ouchie. had to fly home that way and haven't slept much at all.

    potter will come save me tomorrow before i run out of toilet paper :oops:
  • brooklynbound
    brooklynbound
    Oh no! Rant: this shooting on Utica has Franklin Park desolate.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Ouch! Sorry to hear that Flex, that sucks. BTW, according to facebook Potter was not only feeding your kittehs, she was raiding the fridge. Check your freezer. :)
  • jane bee
    jane bee
    VoodooNYC wrote: Ouch! Sorry to hear that Flex, that sucks. BTW, according to facebook Potter was not only feeding your kittehs, she was raiding the fridge. Check your freezer. :)
    ha! she already confessed that the penne arrabiata took a walk out of my house. I don't blame her, it's delish
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Rave: wine with my sunshine Scarlett!
    Rant: shot night
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    RANT: Fucking ugly assed bitch a few cubicles away just complained to my superior that the music I was playing was too loud. Fucking malcontent whore didn't even have the decency to come directly to me and ask me to turn it down.

    RAVE: It's Friday and I won't have to see her ugly horse-face until Monday.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    MeredithB wrote: RANT: Fucking ugly assed bitch a few cubicles away just complained to my superior that the music I was playing was too loud. Fucking malcontent whore didn't even have the decency to come directly to me and ask me to turn it down.

    RAVE: It's Friday and I won't have to see her ugly horse-face until Monday.
    Dude, I asked nicely. :oops:
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Dude, I asked nicely. :oops:
    Ha! You're not a ugly assed malcontent bitch, IMO.
  • MOD
    MOD
    MeredithB wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Dude, I asked nicely. :oops:
    Ha! You're not a ugly assed malcontent bitch, IMO.

    [redacted -before Beave kicks my ass] :lol:
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Mamacita wrote: [quote=MeredithB][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Dude, I asked nicely. :oops:
    Ha! You're not a ugly assed malcontent bitch, IMO.

    [redacted -before Beave kicks my ass] :lol:

    You're totally asking for it. Remember, you're much shorter and far less vicious than I am.
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