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  • carnivore
    carnivore
    brooklynpotter wrote: not to me. i haven't thrown up since 1984
    You've also been wise enough to keep ketchup off of your hot dogs.
  • jkral
    jkral
    ask her the exact date of the last time she puked.

    if i dream of mustard i am going to club some of you with my crutches. just saying

    rant: what's with this fucking rain? I feel like i'm being Chinese water tortured listening to it for 5 days and more to come :(
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    I swear I think half of the posts on these 71 pages are about hotdogs aka mechanically separated animal parts. Ew.

    Is it supposed to rain on Saturday? I am supposed to take the kids to the park for a picnic. Say no!
  • em26
    em26
    scarlett wrote: I swear I think half of the posts on these 71 pages are about hotdogs aka mechanically separated animal parts. Ew.

    Is it supposed to rain on Saturday? I am supposed to take the kids to the park for a picnic. Say no!
    It was that nasty freak , Carnivore. He's out of control. :shock:


    Saturday May 9th , it says 71 degrees and showers. :(
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    the widget does not show showers. i have to work outside at the flea. NO RAIN
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Em26 wrote: [quote=scarlett]I swear I think half of the posts on these 71 pages are about hotdogs aka mechanically separated animal parts. Ew.
    It was that nasty freak , Carnivore. He's out of control. :shock:(

    Ahem...

    First mention of hot dogs this time?
    Em26 the nasty ketchup dog eater wrote: Flexi , I think you need a ketchup hot dog. It'll make you feel all sorts of good stuff.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    and this warrants an all out war?

    ....senseless carnage.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    whynot_31 wrote: and this warrants an all out war?
    Absolutely.
    whynot_31 wrote: ....senseless carnage.
    Senseless only in that those poor animals gave their lives in vain, only to be smothered in nasty ketchup.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Em, you may want to give him a tofu dog with ketchup.

    ...no animals die.

    (but almost as gross as canned whole chicken).

    ...not sure mustard could even save Tofu dogs.

    ...but yes, ketchup on a tofu dog sounds like it would be even worse.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    For Em, cause I care:

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  • em26
    em26
    ^^ Voodoo!! You're back! :cheers:

    :love:

    Thank you! :)

    Carnivore wrote:
    Ahem...

    First mention of hot dogs this time?

    [quote=Em26 the nasty ketchup dog eater]Flexi , I think you need a ketchup hot dog. It'll make you feel all sorts of good stuff.
    The poor woman's foot was turning colors and she was feeling like poo.
    I was only trying to help the needy. Shine a little light of ketchup and hope. Make her giggle with glee at the thought of such deliciousness.




    It's over. You're back on the list. For.good!!1 :mad:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Maybe the Peruvian specialty, salchipapas, can bring us all together!

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  • em26
    em26
    No fair , you like ketchup as long as it ain't on a hot dog.

    I can't stand mustard on anything.

    How about you try a hot dog with ketchup and I'll try a hot dog with m..m..mus..must....wait.....mustard. Ooh,wow , that was hard.

    What do you say , Carnivore? :-k
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    I will never eat a hot dog with ketchup. It's like putting ketchup on pizza.

    Brooklyn, born and bred, biyatch!
  • em26
    em26
    Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Em26 wrote: Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Em26 wrote: Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    ...I can think of some pizza places in Ohio who may be able to help you out.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Em, maybe this would be better...

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  • em26
    em26
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26]Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:



    Hey! Watch it.

    Don't make me have to fuck you up Detroit style , baby. :mad:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Em26 wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=Em26]Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:



    Hey! Watch it.

    Don't make me have to fuck you up Detroit style , baby. :mad:

    You mean you're going to fail and then ask me for billions of dollars?
  • em26
    em26
    You don't want me to eat tonight , huh?


    It's better for me anyway.


    Punk.ass.freakin' freak. :evil:
  • em26
    em26
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26][quote=Carnivore][quote=Em26]Ketchup on pizza sounds DELICIOUS!!!!


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    That sounds like something someone from Detroit would say. :roll:



    Hey! Watch it.

    Don't make me have to fuck you up Detroit style , baby. :mad:

    You mean you're going to fail and then ask me for billions of dollars?


    Oooooooooooh.no.you.didn't.

    That's it!


    You busy tomorrow? You got time for an ass whoopin? Huh? HUH???

    Man , I wanna hurt you so bad for that one.


    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
  • em26
    em26
    I gotta go. You're driving me nuts. I can feel my face getting hot , I swear.



    DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Hey, didn't Detroit spend decades telling people what they wanted, instead of actually giving them what they wanted?

    ...kinda like Em and Ketchup?

    (couldn't resist Em...).

    ...damn, i'm probably on the list now too.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Ketchup is the greatest foodstuff ever created by mankind *for the record, I like mustard too. Why can't they just get along??

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  • arieshine
    arieshine
    I love peanut butter... so much that I successfully eat it despite a peanut allergy.
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    sorry. ketchup belongs on a hamburger. mustard on a hot dog.

    my brother is also a mustard hater.
  • jrs10
    jrs10
    your brother is a wise man

    rant: my kitteh just puked up his breakfast and i have to hobble over there to clean in up.
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    rave: for once, my kitteh did not puke during the night!
  • mougar
    mougar
    Rant: Bruno's a poop factory.
    Rave: Bruno's an adorable poop factory!
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